goclark
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Wed Jun-29-05 05:43 PM
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LaaaRA,where R you?! Tin Man where R you ?! |
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Seems like they are AWOL like the Chimp was, no one knows where they are hiding.
Laura has been missing for at least a week, not a word about what's up with our drugged out first lady.
Tin Man Cheney was in Vail but he may have left his heart in San Francisco for all we know.
And, where are the parents of the fallen soldiers that were suppose to meet with the Chimp before his Crying Game Speech last night?
Why all the silence?
Laura should have been there with the Chimp to "meet with some fallen soldier's parents." But, Laura was a "No Show" and the Parent Meeting did not take place as far as we know.
Any leads would be appreciated!
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earthboundmisfit
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Wed Jun-29-05 05:45 PM
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1. "Some people say" she's off on a private trip with Jenna... |
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Taking advantage of a two-for-one special on rehab...
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goclark
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Wed Jun-29-05 05:58 PM
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3. Private trip? Would they have let Hilliary take a private trip? |
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Hell No!
They would be questioning all day long.
And, for Condi to have the ballgame date with Bush and no questions?
Remember when Jacqui took that trip on Ari's yacht? That was around the clock news!
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Wed Jun-29-05 05:59 PM
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it was some planned rafting trip they always do. :shrug:
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MisterP
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:16 PM
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10. Grand Canyon, actually: they can pick up the Park Service's creationist |
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booklets they're made to sell and then lie drunk in a pit and think it's the Canyon
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Wed Jun-29-05 05:46 PM
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My name is "Lara," not "Laura," and I wondered what you needed, fellow Clarkie.
:rofl:
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:03 PM
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5. Cheney's been missing since Friday |
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The last photo I saw of Laura was last week when she looked blissed-out on meds while Chimp was yelling at her. She was definitely not at Sunday Services with * -- yahoo had a photo of * coming out of the service alone wearing the most hideous brown suit. She doesn't strike me as the rafting type. I think she's probably shopping with the girls or at some fancy resort.
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:06 PM
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7. Yeah- probably out in the tropics eating chicken.... |
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On the other side of GITMO.... :rofl: :rofl:
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goclark
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:13 PM
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8. Probably at the Betty Ford Resort with little Jenna |
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by now Jenna has broken the leash and is downing Margaritas south of the border.
Seems like somebody would have seen them by now.
It is pretty hard to take a private time vacation when you are a Bush.
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:05 PM
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Maybe Cheney skipped town, and we'll have to hunt his ass down like Osama! :evilgrin:
Wolfowitz and his stupid little gameshow is over....
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:15 PM
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9. Didn't she disappear after the "masturbating a horse" remarks? |
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I wonder if she's nursing a couple of shiners.
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goclark
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:25 PM
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11. Fill me in on the "horse" story please! |
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Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 06:26 PM by goclark
I don't recall hearing that one.
Was it within the last month?
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Kraklen
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:28 PM
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12. I don't know the details. |
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I've only heard it second hand here at DU. Apparently at some big WH soiree Laura was joking about how Dubya used to manhandle the stallions.
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Wed Jun-29-05 06:30 PM
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13. Was the stallion named Jeff? |
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Maybe she was trying to get the TRUTH out. ROTFL
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