Cheney LIVES

[SoCalDem]

But from the looks of him, he's living on the Lard Diet.. He was rather svelte a while back, but he's packin' on the pounds these days..I guess his heart doctor has been too busy to remind him to lay off the fast food.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's ALIIIIIVE!

Guess some staffer went down to the sub-basement and reanimated him.

[Cleita]

18. Isn't that where they keep the sarcophagus that

rejuvenates the G'auld? (Sorry, I couldn't resist the Stargate reference.)

[mike_c]

2. please tell me this visit was after sundown....

God help us if he has overcome the sunlight problem....

[madeline_con]

3. ".. He was rather svelte a while back ..."

Hey, shilling for a preemptive strike is hard work. It takes a lot out of a guy.

[goclark]

4. Well, well,well

Heeee's Back!

Why is his chest so large -- bullet proof vest or just fat!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It's a wooden stake-proof vest.

[O.M.B.inOhio]

7. so, Rumsfeld = Renfield?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. Scary hands.

:scared:

[MisterP]

15. they're shapeless paws!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

16. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from fingering his bank statements?

Constantly.

:shrug:

[Auntie Bush]

8. Damn!

[underseasurveyor]

9. Oh haven't you heard?

He should be eating lard and fast foods every day. Three meals a day matter of fact.
It's good for him :popcorn: uh huh yep

[Just Me]

10. Well, if only the bastard were alive,...behind bars.

Greedy, traitorous prick!!!!

He has betrayed MY people!!! I HATE HIM FOR THAT!!!!

[cynatnite]

11. Yep, he's fatter. I found this last night.

It was from NASA swearing in of somebody.

[linazelle]

12. Maybe his heart doctor's a closeted Dem?

:evilgrin:

[Tommymac]

13. It's a nu-cu-lar powered pacemaker...

Strapped on his chest.:nuke:

[DearAbby]

14. heart problems can cause the bloating. He looks pale ...more so than

normal...or maybe I am just seeing things due to recent questions about his health.

[Richard Steele]

17. Ok, I was wrong when I thought he was dead. He's still only dead INSIDE.