bush makes case for war with iran

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[LynzM]

1. LMAO

Nice one, dude... :rofl:

[sniffa]

2. thank you

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

3. LOL.

Very funny, sniffa.

[sniffa]

5. gracias

i was thinking of making copies and passing them out, but

1. i just passed it around the office, and i had to expLain it more so than i thought i wouLd have to (what's "ctrL + h"?).

2. not sure i reaLLy need to around these parts.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. LMAO!

that was great...it deserves a nomination

[sniffa]

7. ooh a nomination

i'm fLattered. :D

how you doing? :loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

19. I don't usually announce when im nominating

but just for you :hug: :loveya:

Im good today, u?

[Career Prole]

6. Freakin' hilarious in its meaning...

And elegant in its simplicity! Outstanding!
:rofl:

[sniffa]

9. shouLd i make a t-shirt?

thank you for kudos. :thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. LOLOL

Perfect! :rofl:

[sniffa]

11. ty

i keep giggLing over it yet aLso aLmost puking.

[Zuni]

10. hilarious

the most ribald wit of the season! :rofl:

[sniffa]

12. that's a compLiment right?

rib·ald ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rbld, rbôld)
adj.
Characterized by or indulging in vulgar, lewd humor.

n.
A vulgar, lewdly funny person.

[Zuni]

14. twas a compliment , my good man

I thought ribald meant "saucy"

[sniffa]

37. i am saucy and sassy

and gratuitious fucking kick.

[wake.up.america]

13. 9-11. 9-11.9-11

Bush is giving a speech at the Smithsonian ostensibly about the World Economy, especially about Africa, yet manages to stumble over lines reminding everyone about 9-11.

He talks about the amount of aid to African countries, but saying nothing about the riches sucked out of the countries by greedy US business men.

AIDs can be stopped, he says with increased "moral responsibility."

Mr. Bush - the picture of moral responsibility.

[sniffa]

15. did he reccomend 'puLLing out'

and was that advice given back to him?

weLcome to DU. :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Ah sniffa....you make me smile

:loveya:

[sniffa]

17. backatcha y'know

:loveya:

here's some more:

:loveya:

[kick-ass-bob]

18. GUFFAW!!

I'm printing this one.

:thumbsup:

:spray:

[sniffa]

21. gracias senor' bob

i made copies for my coworkers. :P

[SnoopDog]

20. funny but probably very true...

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23. i know

Like i said above, i keep giggLing yet aLmost puking.

[katinmn]

22. LOL!

:rofl:

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24. .

;)

[malmapus]

25. LOL thanks

:rofl: love it!

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26. yw

:hi:

[smartvoter]

27. ROTFLMAO. This is priceless. nt

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29. ty

:D

[bettyellen]

28. omigosh, how clever!

:spray:

:applause:

[sniffa]

30. ty sweetie

your praise means too much to me. :D

[bettyellen]

34. ty?

:loveya:
i'm going to have to email that to some friends, okay?

[sniffa]

35. pLease do

and i wouLdn't mind if you shared any response (favorabLe or not). :D

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

36. oh, it's thank you.....

doh.
you are welcome, and you know i live to share.
:loveya:

[ComerPerro]

31. LOL

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

32. Did anyone ever see the Simpsons episode

where Lisa is afraid that she has the Simpson idiot gene? Well, one of the things that worries her is that she can't solve a simple puzzle proposed by Martin Prince. All of the other kids, including Nelson Muntz, laugh at the puzzle. Lisa can only pretend to get it.

Yeah, well, I'm not going to pretend.

[sniffa]

33. i received a pm, asking me to expLain it

open up any word document (if you don't have word, open up notepad) and hit the 'Ctrl' key and 'H' key (same time) - and a box wiLL pop up with the option to find a Letter, word, or phrase and repLace it with a Letter, word or phrase.

Ctrl + F = find a Letter, word or phrase on the page (works on webpages too)

Ctrl + P = print the page.

Ctrl + S = save document as..

etc.

does that heLp?

[Supersedeas]

38. good stuff sniffa