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centristo Donating Member (500 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:33 AM
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Are You Between 17 and 38 and Want To Have Some Fun?


This is disgusting. Is this the best they can do? I got this as a pop-up and it takes you to usmilitary.com, a military recruiting site.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:34 AM
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1. see your name in the headlines???
as a casualty of war?
holy crap. x(
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 10:24 AM
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14. Too bad it doesn't read...
Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 10:25 AM by Contrary1
"Are you a Republican between 17 and 38?"
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:37 AM
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2. This is begging for satire;
it can easily be linked 'something else' war-related, showing just how much "fun" war really is.
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:39 AM
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3. Killing Iraqis IS fun!
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:40 AM
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4. That's so insane it makes me think it must be a hoax
I could be wrong, but it's hard to buy.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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insane_cratic_gal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:41 AM
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5. I think they need to fire
their marketing company they contracted
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SouthernDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:43 AM
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6. Wasn't that thing bogus? There was another thread on it. /nt
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splat@14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:44 AM
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7. Pure desperation. Did you see the size of the advertised bonuses?
Up to $150000! Sort of contradicts the notion of the purity of patriotism motive associated with an "all volunteer" military. Osama's boys won't give him up for millions.
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SouthernDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:46 AM
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9. You believe that bonus????
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petepillow Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:44 AM
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8. i saw this in a pop-up and assumed it was fake
it's not fake?

umm, they're going after the dim ones now.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:50 AM
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10. Pathetic
Absolutely pathetic :thumbsdown:
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 09:51 AM
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11. Oh yeah that looks like lots of fun
:sarcasm:

38? They aren't going to draft my 35-year-old husband, are they?

yikes.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 10:03 AM
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12. Man, even FUN sucks now.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 10:09 AM
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13. Now that is the funniest thing I've seen today, think it's real.
Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 10:26 AM by uppityperson
parody, has to be parody.

Edited to add: I went to the website and it repeats the words of no personal data will be saved, and just for fun. It wouldn't let me sign up since I'd disabled my cookies, but I stand corrected, think it is real. Get my name in the headlines by dieing for an illegal invasion? right.
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centristo Donating Member (500 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 10:31 AM
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15. sadly
i don't think it is one. I think this webpage is supposed to get candidates information to armed forces recruiters. I checked out snopes.com and found nothing close to this posted as a hoax.

There are some realistic looking links on here to salary information and school loan info.

http://www.usmilitary.com/Jan2004PayChart.pdf
http://www.usmilitary.com/militaryscholarships.html

This is just sad, to the point of pathetic. Plus its an extremely poorly designed website.
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 10:39 AM
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16. have your name read on the House floor!
:bounce:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 02:34 AM
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17. That is so freaking lame
It makes me think of a Beavis and Butthead cartoon where they had specialized recruiting videos for particular groups. The recruiter selected the "losers" one for B&B; that one advertised the Army as a place for metalheads who drive around in tanks drinking beer and listening to Metallica. :eyes: Then the recruiter asked if the boys had ever heard of a "quota"...
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 02:40 AM
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18. this is fun, war is fun... really
SICK
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 02:43 AM
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19. Post it all over freerepublic....
....Somebody seriously needs to post it all over there, I know how the military will quickly fill its quota.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 04:59 AM
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29. YES!
Excellent idea! ... like flies in honey!

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Chokey Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 02:54 AM
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20. Want to get out of military service?
Just show up for the physical drunk or stoned out of your gourd. They wont want you.

You dont have to go into the service unless you want to.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 02:56 AM
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21. Ahe when the drat comes we shall see
by the way... yuo realize taht troops did show up stoned before a deployment, they popped possitive.., they were still sent over there.... I am sure you did not know that.
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:12 AM
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23. Interesting thing....
Legally, if you have a confirmed mental condition and paperwork they can't draft you. Could it work for those who get drunk out of their mind? Nope probably not....Otherwise they couldn't draft Jenna :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:08 AM
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22. Are you George W Bush?
:evilgrin:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:34 AM
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24. It looks like they did a rush job of changing that "38" from a different #
It'll probably keep going up, too.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:36 AM
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25. Flash Forward A Few More Months:
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 04:10 AM
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28. OMG
I LOL'd. Thanks.
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snickersnee Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:48 AM
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26. i believe this is their new recruit evaluation procedure
... ie the box where you type in your name. Good luck, Rambo.
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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 03:50 AM
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27. Remeber this is just for fun....................
NO PERSONAL DATA will be saved.

yea ok :rofl:
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 06:04 AM
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30. Fill in somebody you love.....
Like Jenna, Barb, Noelle, etc...

Have some FUN!

--MAB
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 06:37 AM
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31. Do you really wanna go out with a BANG
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jarnocan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 07:15 AM
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32. Bush league!
ironic how they say no personnel data will be saved- they already have all that!
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southernleftylady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 07:18 AM
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33. "US Military.com is your single most-awesome resource ..."
"most awesome"??
wth??
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