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Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 12:03 PM by RobertSeattle
Here's a list I've been keeping...
Republicans believe in "States Rights", unless they have Federal Power to overrule something in a State (or DC) they don't like. Republicans believe in personal responsibility, except when it applies to themselves. Republicans believe in the "Rule of Law", unless the Rule of Law gets in their way. Republicans believe in limited Judicial Power ("Judicial Activism"), unless it is Judicial Activism for something they support. Republicans believe in limited Presidential Executive Privilege, except when a Republican is the President. Republicans believe you should trust the President unquestionly, as long as the President is a Republican. Republicans believe in Privacy, except when it comes to a woman's body, sex between consenting adults, and what you read in a library. Republicans believe that extramarital sex is bad, unless you are a Republican and get caught, then it is a youthful indiscretion. Republicans believe Homosexuals are OK, but homosexuals acts are bad. Republicans believe that lying is bad, unless it is about going to War, the Budget, or what you are going to do as President. Republicans believe lawsuits are bad, unless they need to file a lawsuit to stop the vote count. Republicans believe in limited government spending, unless it is in their district, State, or for a big campaign contributor. Republicans believe illegal immigration is bad, except for illegal immigrants who work in their industry for low wages and no benefits. Republicans believe in supporting the military, except during their youth when they would have to serve. Republicans believe in a balanced budget, except when they have to do the balancing. Republicans believe in swift Senate Judicial confirmations, except when a Democrat is President. Republicans believe criticism of the President is OK, unless the President is a Republican, then it's unpatriotic. Republicans believe in fighting terrorism unless it limits a person's ability to buy assault rifles. Republicans believe "Nation Building" is bad, unless they do it. Republicans believe Filibusters are bad, except when the do it. Republicans believe all judicial nominees deserve an up and down vote, except then a Democrat does the nominating. Republicans believe anonymous sources are bad, unless the anonymous source provides information they like. Republicans believe in a free press, as long as it publishes things it likes.
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