Stephanie
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:09 PM
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It's Bush's Birthday Next Week - What Should We Get Him? >>> |
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How about a dictionary and a Bible?================= US President George W. Bush might be celebrating his 59th birthday at next week's G8 summit in Scotland, but he will politely rebuff attempts to mark the event with a haggis.(AFP/File/Brendan Smialowski) http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/photos_wl_uk_afp/050630091554_c0ceqd31_photo0================= He's looking very puffy today - did he toss a few back last night after reading the reviews of his speech?http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/480/whcd10306301533http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/photos_ts_afp/050630154153_ep46ody7_photo0=================
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:10 PM
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...IMO, that would be a good start.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:11 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:11 PM
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3. How about a ticket to Texas...ONE WAY! |
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I I could get him out of the WH permanently, I'D PAY for the darn ticket myself!!!
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:12 PM
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...I would pay for a one-ticket to any federal pen for him and NOT as a visitor.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:11 PM
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4. LOL The Puffmeister... |
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The best thing you can give Bush, what he really wants from you, is your obedience. No gifts or condolences, thank you.
Blind obedience. Faith in his words. Don't question. Don't ask.
Just -
Believe.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:11 PM
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5. how's about a shiny new impeachment? n/t |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:12 PM
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7. A ONE WAY ticket to Crawford, TX... |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:12 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:14 PM
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9. A one way ticket to Texas! |
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Huntsville would be nice!
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:14 PM
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10. Shrub looks a lot like Jim Baker |
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Fri Jul-01-05 11:43 AM
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30. Lies and cheats like him too! |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:16 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:16 PM
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12. A nice vacation at the Hague |
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followed by a nice room all to himself for the rest of his life.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:17 PM
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he's already got a lot of nerve.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:17 PM
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14. I think I saw someone suggest A Big Bag of Pretzels |
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a few copies of the superbowl.....
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:17 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:21 PM
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so he can await trial for war crimes
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:23 PM
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17. An orange jumpsuit, to wear when he goes to prison. |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:38 PM
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20. And a shiny set of handcuffs! |
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I can't wait for the day I see that asshole hauled off to prison. It can't be too soon for me! :grr:
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:24 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:33 PM
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19. Articles of Impeachment? |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:43 PM
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As a concerned and patriotic American, for your birthday I would like to offer you some help with proofreading as you prepare your resignation speech.
As you are aware, the deadline on your second term is fast approaching, and I know you are a very busy man with a lot of fires to put out this hot summer. It is hard work!
Please let me know if I can be of assistance. I look forward to hearing from you VERY soon.
Sincerely,
Steve
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:58 PM
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22. A box of integrity, he lost his n/t |
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:00 PM
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Lots of them, maybe we'll get lucky
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:02 PM
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24. A post as chief American diplomat to Iraq. nt |
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:03 PM
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25. A nice snug SuperMax cell? |
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:08 PM
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26. My dog left him a gift in the yard |
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All I need to do is gift-wrap it and ship it.
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Thu Jun-30-05 04:23 PM
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27. Let's get him a real surprise (Like Poppy, like son) - a parachute jump! |
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Somewhere over a firefight in Iraq . . .
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Thu Jun-30-05 04:39 PM
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28. These are some great ideas! |
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We should start a registry... there's nothing more embarassing than being at your party and getting not one but TWO orange jumpsuits.
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Thu Jun-30-05 04:40 PM
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29. Onions to help him generate tears for his next address. |
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Fri Jul-01-05 11:50 AM
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31. His very own flight suit. |
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He can cinch it up reeeeeal tight and walk around and pretend he's a real man!
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Fri Jul-01-05 11:51 AM
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32. 59 frogs and fircrackers... |
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I hear he's really big on nostalgia.
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Fri Jul-01-05 11:55 AM
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As in GET FUCKED, GEORGIE.
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Fri Jul-01-05 11:55 AM
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34. I'm on the poop patrol this weekend |
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so I'll have a small mountain of dog shit just for him!!
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