"The Paranoia Show" #4 - pay no attention to the CHENEY behind the curtain

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Sequence 395735354. In Which Curious King Puppetboy George Recieves Secure Transmission from Undisclosed Location Which Turns Out To Be Behind Nearby Curtain Instead of Bunker for Reasons Known Only To Richard Cheney

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1. shield your eyes

Figure 493435345. In Which Monkeyprince George Prepares for War After Wise Counsel from His Rummy and Poppy.

(these are just quick and cheesy framegrabs from the video, some contents may have sickened during shipping.)

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2. oh wait, I forgot to mention... WESLEY CLARK

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when plastic masks and limbo lighting don't do the trick, add a Wesley Clark footnote.

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4. WESLEY CLARK has over twenty pairs of penny loafers!

its true! This guy with a Rollie Fingers moustache told me once.

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5. Viceroy Bremer has FIFTY pairs of penny loafers, 34573957 pinstriped suits

and a pliant puppet in a pear tree.

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3. COUGH

hackhackcough

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6. I'm going to provide my own shock and outrage for this thread.

I come prepared.

"How dare you, sir! How dare you cost us BIG with the swing voters, how dare you creep around till 4 in the morning pretending to be bipartisan boosters like Richard Cheney? I'm shocked, yes - SHOCKED. And saddened. Saddened."

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7. insert weak "satire" defense here