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Thu Jul-07-05 06:23 PM
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Holy Cow! We have a NEW color code!!! |
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George Pitaki is on Hardball, and he just said the NY transit system had been operating at a level orange. NOW we're operating at ORANGE PLUS!
Where did THAT come from? I sure didn't realize that we had degrees within levels!
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:23 PM
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1. Oh, that just means THEY don't know what they're doing. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:24 PM
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2. And here I thought it was Sunny-D |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:24 PM
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3. Reminds me of that great Harvey Birdman episode |
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"We've been at Blackwatch Plaid, now we're being upgraded to the cover of Rush's seminal album Moving Pictures!"
It makes about as much sense...
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The Straight Story
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:24 PM
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4. It's like that Orange cleaning stuff.... |
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You have regular and extra strength. Look for a government infomercial on it soon.....
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:36 PM
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18. But wait! There's more! |
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The Straight Story
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:52 PM
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23. OOOooooooH I want that chart! |
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I can frame it with my gold twin tower coins!
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:24 PM
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5. I could have sworn we've been at orange plus before |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:25 PM
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:26 PM
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:46 PM
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I wish I could nominate an individual post within a thread.
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:25 PM
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7. Drink new ORANGE PLUS!!! |
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It's brimming with Vitamin BS!
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:26 PM
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:25 PM
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8. orange plus is just orange with carbonation |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:26 PM
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9. What's next? Orange doubleplusungood? |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:30 PM
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15. That must be it... eom |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:27 PM
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12. And I doubted the effectiveness of Homeland Security. |
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When all this time they were creating a new and improved color code.
It's good to see that our big government money is well spent.
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:27 PM
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13. we're at code Ernie, up from Cookie Monster |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:40 PM
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Boy is he going to be grumpy... :P
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:54 PM
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24. No, no, we've been at Bert for a long time. |
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I don't think we've ever been at Cookie Monster since this all started, and certainly never at Oscar the Grouch.
Just wondering. . . why isn't yellow Big Bird?
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:58 PM
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26. you're right we were at Bert, but Cookie Monster sounded funnier |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:28 PM
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14. Damn. Now I'll have to change my curtains again |
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:31 PM
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16. Not new. Where have you been for the past 4 years? |
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NYC is ALWAYS on Orange. When the rest of the country goes on Orange, NYC goes on Orange Plus.
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:35 PM
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tell me you're kidding. these people are fucking insane.
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:40 PM
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19. We're on "DOUBLE secret probation" |
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get Needermeyer he's a sneaky little prick
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:57 PM
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25. That's exactly what I was thinking!!! |
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You beat me to the post! LOL!
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Thu Jul-07-05 06:40 PM
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20. We're on "DOUBLE secret probation" |
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get Needermeyer he's a sneaky little prick
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