Freep asking Freepers for advice on How to not get booted off DU:

[elehhhhna]

Sorry. Surfin' FR & saw this. Heads up!

"Need some help


Posted on 07/08/2005 6:50:26 AM PDT by Eagles Talon IV


I enjoy going to the DU site sometimes and reading the loonies comments. I have registered on the site on occassion but it seems I can only post once before getting the boot. I never post anything that would upset a lib and never praise the right. Sometimes I only post a hello with the explanation that I have been lurking a long time and decided to join the conversation. Even that gets me the boot next time I try to log in.

I don't know a whole lot about what info is sent along with my registration that the mods there can access and recognize as my being the same person they booted before.

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1438976/posts

[htuttle]

1. How pointless -- They'll NEVER outwit the Freepsmeller Pursuivant!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. LOL. You got that right.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Oh, goody...we can take their replies and learn their pitiful secrets.

It'll make identifying them easier.

[Wetzelbill]

4. Mods can smell the crazies from a mile away

the thing is their idea of being normal is completely off the rocker.

[tk2kewl]

5. It's that stench of death

[Liberal Veteran]

7. When they start talking about their sister-wives on DU....

...it's a dead giveaway.

[getmeouttahere]

6. If they had even one iota of brain mass....

they would simply NOT post anything

[karlrschneider]

8. Skunks don't notice their own "aroma"...

:evilgrin:

[librechik]

29. bingo!

these people are blissfully unaware of how bizarre and obvious their views are. Plus, DUers all have Spidersense, and it tingles!

[sui generis]

9. like, your IP address?

woopsie

I guess he probably did that first big bad assplosion post that got him logged to begin with.

Quote Chris Rock: "How do you avoid poelice (Admin) brutality? DON'T BREAK THE LAW!!!!"

I wonder which Hate Mailbag one he belongs to? :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. You know, I read what freepers have to say.....

And my forebrain recognizes written words on the screen, but the rest of my brain can only see one word, repeated over and over every time I read a freeper post:


Duh duh duh duh. Duh? Duh duh DUH! DUH!!!! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh Duh; duh?

[Occulus]

19. They're like the aliens from "Mars Attacks"

Beck. Beckbeck, becbkbeckBECK beck beckbeck beckBECKbeckbeck, beck, beckbeck.

[DinahMoeHum]

(ignore)

[DinahMoeHum]

(ignore)

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Hah!! I've got several notches on my belt pickin' dem Freeps off!!

:evilgrin:

[dogday]

12. That goes for them as well

I posted one line about Tom Delay, something to the effect that didn't our parents teach us to take responsibility for our own actions. I barely pushed the submit button and boom, my privileges are revoked

[tsuki]

13. Isn't it strange? "I enjoy... reading the loonies (sic) comments."

I avoid the Freeper sites because I have to bathe after reading just a few of their vile posts. They're sick.

[flaminbats]

14. Is a person who reads opinions at DU really a freeper?

the more of our opinions freepers read, the more likely others will see the light. :kick:

[insane_cratic_gal]

22. You'd think that

But Denial isn't a river for these folks a freaking Ocean!

too brainwashed to see past their own corporate whore of a pResident. The saddest part is the failure to themselves, they won't go out and seek the truth. They only want the truth as "the Limbaugh's tell you." ignoring their own truth.

[hobbit709]

15. The first sign

is their total inability to spell even one-syllable words correctly.

[Occulus]

20. I know... it's such a big failing of theirs.....

it's HUGH!

:rofl:

[Occulus]

16. It's because all your UNORIGINAL, BROKEN RECORD attempts

have been seen here since the site started.....

DIPSHIT!

[blondeatlast]

21. DING! DING! DING! We have a winner.

Can't they figure out that we've seen every lame attempt before, just dressed up with different accessories?

Is the spelling skills thing a code, a joke, or are they really that bad? There's a pattern to it that just jumps out to indicate "interloper."

And that's just the beginning of their mistakes.

[Massacure]

17. HEY FREEPERS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE REGISTERED TO READ!!!

DIPSHITS!!! :rofl:

[ck4829]

18. LOL

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

[VaYallaDawg]

34. But, of course, you do have to be ABLE to read! n/t

[Just Me]

23. May I suggest long-term cognitive-behavioral therapy?

Perhaps, an MRI to detect which part of the brain is failing to function? There are excellent medications on the market; but, serious personality disorders are difficult to treat.

[kedrys]

26. That presupposes the existence of a brain

Your premise is faulty. :D

[mondo joe]

24. Ha! They're too fucking stupid to even post an intro without revealing

themselves!

[blondeatlast]

25. Um, I dunno, guy--DON'T GO TO FR FOR ADVICE, MAYBE?!

They obviously aren't successful, either.

If you need advice, ask US!

:evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. I wonder if he was dense enough to keep using the same email

Oh dear, there I've gone and let the seekrit out...

:rofl: at this :dunce:

[blondeatlast]

30. Oh, c'mon, nobody could be that stupid!

:rofl:
at the same :dunce:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. I went and read the thread...

And yes I've called the EPA to come and clean my computer.

They were giving tips on signing up on free email accounts.

*cue twilight zone music*

[Toots]

28. They can read all they wish without registering so that isn't what it is

about. They wish to post. He never posts anything that would upset a Lib or praise the right but immediately gets the boot. Logic apparently is not their strong suit. What does he feel he can add to the conversation? More illogic. There is a reason their site is such a mess and so hard to navigate.

[QuettaKid]

32. heheheee....check THIS one out....

""It sounds like you have a fixed IP address, meaning that a service is giving you DSL 24 hours per day. In that case, you are identifiable right down the line. If you want to screw around with the lefty sites, you'd have to sign on with AOL or go to an Internet cafe. But why bother? Even the polite "I have been lurking and would like to say hi" sounds too nerdish for the "cool and hip" DU community. They'd know you in a second. After that...the slightest hint of rationality would raise suspicions. And I am not joking. It just isn't worth it. There is no way a person with a brain bigger than a walnut can manage to post at DU or Daily KOS without being "found out." It is scary. Someday, there will be a round-up as there should be in England right now.

11 posted on 07/08/2005 6:59:23 AM PDT by GermanBusiness ""


round up my ass......these people have got the itchiest trigger fingers in the western world. They are just praying for a civil war. Stupid, stupid f*ckers!! :mad:

[blondeatlast]

31. Best response yet--even they eat their own!

To: Eagles Talon IV
Try registering under a different name than "DU SUCKS".

Another good one:

To: RushCrush
I smell a rat and that rat is you. If you have DU login problems, why not contact their website and why start a topic here unless you are trying to create havoc on our side. Move along rat, move along in the DU hole where you actually belong!

And, echoing my philosophy about POSTING (not reading) FR:
To: Xenophobic Alien
Actually I know lots of FReepers that have ZERO accounts on DU's website. Why bother? What are you going to accomplish? Your postings will not change their ideology and rethoric, actually admission like yours sheds a bad light upon all the FReepers.

[zbdent]

35. If you had multiple login names there, this would be fun

give the idjit some advice on how . . .

Then, when he posts using said advice, sacrifice your login name and give the person a "GOTCHA, ASSHOLE!"

Make sure it's not one of your favorite freephandles . . .