What wine goes best with terror?

[LiberalEsto]

I accidentally caught about 2 minutes of the Today show a bit after 9 a.m., and there was Katie C., interviewing some woman about how to avoid getting too stressed by terror alerts. They talked about this and that, and the woman said something about not drinking too much as a way to relax. "What about one glass of wine?" asked Katie.

I swear, this is what we've come to. The Korprit Meeja (corporate media)is reduced to talking about how much wine it's okay to drink during a terror alert, while our government is blowing up and torturing people in Iraq. I just wanna hurl!

[ThomWV]

1. Red ..... blood red n/t

[Squatch]

2. One with terroir

like a Beaujolais or Bordeaux

[rkc3]

3. A nice chianti?

[Island Blue]

4. Maybe we can incorporate the various colors and shades

of different wines into a new Color Alert System. That way we'll know immediately what to drink without having to consult the Today Show first!

[LiberalEsto]

7. Like a Cote d'Orange? n/t

[jojo54]

8. The colors of Kool-aid? n/t

[jojo54]

5. Go ahead and hurl, Liberal

Sick fucks is what they are.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Huuuurrrrrllll!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[RevolutionStartsNow]

6. As long as it's not French wine...

that would just be Wrong.

Egads. Do they even know how stupid they sound?

[LiberalEsto]

9. I think Katie had a lobotomy a while back

She wasn't always a complete moron, but now she's totally inane.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Real journalism isn't allowed anymore

All the media outlets are hiring their "journalists" from Barbizon or the Ford Agency-god forbid any of them know anything about investigation, or even what constitutes a pertinent question. Much easier to hire models and tell them to smile at the camera, and have them ask the interviewees what kind of clothes they like, instead of something substantial, like WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON...

[GeekMonkey]

12. If more people smoked cannabis and quit drinking

the reduction in violence around the world would finance feeding all the hungry, as funds used to investigate, try, and incarcerate violent people would be freed up

So, I'll skip the rotten grapes and go with a phat joint instead.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Sangria (bleeding) would seem appropriate.

[Solly Mack]

14. Faux (Fox) Whine, of course