The "flypaper" theory gone awry

[CatWoman]

courtesy of Bartcop:

[AmandaRuth]

1. Bush undecided between wing and nut for sc nominee!

LOLOLOLOLOL...

love that one, hope i have permission to use it, because I will. :-) :-)

[librechik]

2. I think the flypaper strategy is working great!

Iraq is now a sticky mess, and lots and lots of terists have flocked there!

Isn't that what it was supposed to do?

Of course, there are many more flies than we knew, and flies land lots of places OTHER than flypaper. They even land briefly in London to fly on elsewhere once they've done their business.

Just cuz there's flypaper one place doesn't mean ALL the flies have been caught...or even ANY of the flies you wanted. And our own little feet are, well...STUCK!

Other than that, the theory worked great! even though they thought of it way after we invaded. Great excuse, morons. They forgot to notice WE got stuck in the flypaper too!