Jeb Bush needs a new issue. What would be a good one?

[Quixote1818]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/2005/07/wanted-a-new-issue-for-je_1.html

[teach1st]

1. Proliferation of hurricanes caused by....

...rap lyrics.

[SoCalDem]

3. or baggy pants..or

BOOOOOOOBIES

[acmejack]

17. BREAKING: Hurricanes created by Michael Schiavo

Gov. Jeb Bush assigns special prosecutor. Schoiavo held in "protective custody" in Cuba.

[justinsb]

2. How about digging up bodies

and putting them on life support, why should the 'right to life' end at death?

[rzemanfl]

4. Smuggling by family members? Family just saying "no" to

drugs?

[malaise]

5. Tallahassee could get hit by

Dennis the menace.

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Home owners insurance rate regulation

after all the rate increases due to hurricanes would be nice.

[xultar]

7. Saving the foreskins from circumcisions for re attachment..

[spindoctor]

8. I know! I know! I know!

How about Medicare fraud?

Huh?

[BrotherBuzz]

9. LOL, CUBA!!!

Give that asswipe a shovel and let him start digging!

[PA Democrat]

10. Boy, he has his mother's looks doesn't he?

[louis-t]

16. The word that comes to mind when I see this photo of Jeb?

Dorkasaurus.

[alcibiades_mystery]

11. Gay Sharks Doing Stem Cell Rersearch with Removed Foreskins

Thanks to previous poster for foreskin issue.

[OrlandoGator]

12. He needs to protect marriage...

...by banning marriages in which a fake wife spends most of her time in Mexico. Then he can wage war on crackhead daughters.

[John Q. Citizen]

13. Constitutional amendment to ban skateboarding in malls. N/t

[ewagner]

14. Dennis will provide

hundreds and hundreds of "photo ops" for JEB

He can play compassionate conservative 'til his little heart's content....all the while handing out rebuilding funds to his rich contributors....whether the hurricane hits them or not.

[malaise]

18. H emay need more than photo ops this time

Dennis is now moving north which looks like a direct hit for Pensacola with the worst side of the rest of the storm heading for Tallahassee.
http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm4/index_large.html



Take care everyone.

[BeyondGeography]

15. Anti-gun atheistic gays who like to go to casinos

and get married.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

19. How To Fit Your Big Toe In Shotgun Trigger Guard

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