Chimpy's thought-bubble: What's he thinking in this photo?

[Sparkly]

Here's the Chimp after laying a wreath at the British Embassy. Such a solemn expression, befitting the occasion. What words do his expression convey?

(What an embarassment he is!)

[two gun sid]

1. "God, I need a drink"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. "Jeez, all this ceremonial crap is booor-ing. I need a drink."

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. I wonder if I left the stove on again..... or if I am going to fall off

my bike later this afternoon... or if I am going to invade another defenseless nation in this term... of if as Rummy said, "I'm not sure if we are creating terrorists faster than we can kill them"... or why don't my dogs like me anymore.....

[eleny]

4. He looks like he was completely put off by his obligation

"Well, that's over with." What a damned creep.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

5. "What a waste of my time...I could be riding my bike..."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. "A wreath? It ain't even Christmas time yet."

[Rex]

7. Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum

Ol looke ovr therr sum prutty flowers!

[Straight Shooter]

8. "Better them than us."

[Jim Sagle]

9. "What a drag it is, pretending to care. In reality I don't give a flying

fuck about anything or anybody but myself, and now that I'm a lame duck, I don't care who knows it."

[karlrschneider]

10. "Dammit, what country am I in now?"

I'm only being marginally facetious here...I don't think the idiot really knows what the hell is going on around him no matter where his corpus disgustis happens to be.

[Tux]

11. Seems like

He let loose the wind.

[Island Blue]

25. I think the cheese cutting face

is the only one he owns.

[Gay Green]

12. "Well, I'm glad THAT'S over with"

"now I can go and get plowed by whatshisface Gannon."

[Kahuna]

13. That's his pissy look. So clearly he believed..

that laying the wreath was beneath him.

[sojourner]

18. Yep...that's my take. Pissed he had to do this "chore" to please the

masses...who by the way, he considers to be asses!

[BringEmOn]

14. OK, now we can put that helpin' the poor talk to rest and get back to

talkin' about my fav'rit subjects...oil, war, and killin'

[gulliver]

15. I'll bet the damned Brits are blaming me for this. n/t

[beam me up scottie]

16. Oh fer christs sake.

Tell me this didn't come off the wires.
I don't know what he's thinking but I am deeply ashamed.

[DawnneOBTS]

17. The Chimp

Chimp, to himself (or out loud, 'cause nobody gives a shit anyway): "Whew, glad that shit is over with. I got sticky stuff all over my fingers from those cheap flowers I got. Hope my fingers don't get stuck to the great big 'ol doobie I'm gonna go smoke me now."

[followthemoney]

19. The President must never spit after burping up last nights hootch

[uppityperson]

20. Thinking?

he thinks?

[jimshoes]

21. Cripes

I hate England. God, I can't wait to eat some decent Tex-Mex again

[punpirate]

22. "Fucking Queens...." n/t

[Sabriel]

23. "I hope this grimace doesn't make me look too much like the Joker."

"Oh, shit, it does...."

[Lefty48197]

24. I've missed 2000 American GI funerals in the last two years.

How come I couldn't get out of this one?

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[KLF44]

27. I could of had

A V-8!

[Union Thug]

28. "done and DONE!"

[seafan]

29. Here's a similar expression, but with a tinge of fear/inferiority.

But your photo definitely illustrates marked peevishness and annoyance. Whenever he is confronted with the repercussions of his war, his anger is readily apparent.

[cynatnite]

30. sir, you forgot the wreath n/t

[Flammable Materials]

31. "FIRETRUCK!" n/t

[BlueStateGirl]

32. Everything about that man is completely inappropriate. His expressions,

his mannerisms, his speech, everything.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. He looks bored, annoyed, and puffy.

Period.

Hung over?

[Bouncy Ball]

34. Wait a second.

I just noticed something.

That wreath is from the US, right?

Is it just me, or does it look slightly.....cheap? Carnations? A paper ribbon? That's it?

Just something I noticed. Honestly, I think they could have chosen a much nicer wreath than that. I don't normally criticize such things, but it really jumped out at me. I sent a nicer wreath arrangement to a friend's mother's passing recently. Geez.

[Cocoa]

35. "I can't believe I have to do this shit"

[Bouncy Ball]

36. That's EXACTLY how he looks.

He HATES what he's doing, he wants the hell out of there. He's annoyed as shit.

Gads, can't he even ONCE have an appropriate facial expression? Say an appropriate word?

[Gemini Cat]

37. "I'm supposed to be serious

Look at my serious expression. (9-11) See? (9-11) I can look serious. (9-11) What time is it? (9-11) I need a drink. (9-11) I gotta pee. (9-11.) Huh? (9-11) Duh. (9-11)"



There goes a stupid, stupid chimp. What a disgrace!!!