Hurricane Dennis is likely a weapons test ordered by Cheney

[Goldmund]

KIDDING!

[NMDemDist2]

1. Locking as a conspiracy theory

KIDDING!!


:rofl:

[Goldmund]

2. I betcha you clicked on it real quick, tho!

:rofl:

[The Magistrate]

3. Unfortunately, Sir, There Are People Actually Maintaining That

"Satire is a physical impossibility nowadays."

[NMDemDist2]

4. Physical impossiblity?

is this a Sex Thread

:finger_poised_on_lock_button:

:hide:

[Goldmund]

5. Well it certainly has attracted mods to my thread!

:D :hi:

[tedoll78]

6. Wait.. wouldn't he want to test it on, umm, a Blue-er part of the country?

Say.. Miami?

Just sayin'.. if I were Cheney and I wanted to test a weapon on a portion of the American populace, why not hurt the enemy party's base?

:P

[Goldmund]

7. Ah, but that's exactly what they WANT YOU to think!

Here we have the perfect alibi: "No way would they do that to red voters!". Wake up, dood, smell the coffee.

[tedoll78]

10. Pretty clever! (nt)

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[Renew Deal]

13. They fuck everything up.

Are you surprised?

[cynatnite]

8. I wouldn't have put it past him

If cheney could, he'd do it. ;)

[Goldmund]

9. Oh, here we go, the "INCOMPETENCE" theory again...

"If cheney could". Well, if cheney couldn't Rove certainly could.

[all.of.me]

11. hahahahahahahahahahaha

ah.... thanks for the comic relief!

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

12. Did Bush heat the gulf to destroy the blue counties in the red states?

There is evidence that I cannot share.

[MzShellG]

15. During the 2000 recount saga...

I thought they said the panhandle was the more conservative/republican part of Florida.

[beam me up scottie]

14. Yep.

Last year was only practice.

[Goldmund]

22. The bigger trouble Bush is in, the higher category the hurricane

Curious...

[JohnnyRingo]

16. Y'know...We haven't seen Cheney lately

"Cindy" could have been a test run.

I hear DARPA can do this sort of thing now, and Jeb needs a distraction for the Schiavo investigation.


I just hadn't thought of it til you mentioned it.

[Goldmund]

19. Schiavo, you're right!

OMFG!!!

[the_spectator]

17. Of course!

And it's no accident, comrade, that Cheney ordered the weaponization of the fourth hurricane of the season, which just so happens to be named "Dennis."

They are also out to poison the image of the greatest threat to Republican control of the White House in 2008 - Representative Dennis Kucinich!

Wheels within wheels! We're through the looking-glass now my friend!

[Goldmund]

18. I like the way you think, comrade.

[Zorra]

20. Oh, is Cheney going to sacrifice Iraqi babies to the hurricane god?

He's already sacrificed a lot of them to the oil god.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

21. YOU ARE ALL WRONG!

This is a terrorist attack by that tree lovin bitch Mother Nature. We must be vigelent! Freedoms on the march! Halliburton will protect us by rebuilding Diebold...er I mean Democracy in Florida.

Pass the pretzels. Where is my mountain bike? Must have bike so when I get bruised up from getting falling down drunk, Rove can blame the bike.

Speakin of Rove, must change the subject. Hey Jeff, can Talon news connect Mother Nature to Saddam?