How Scott McClellan can help YOU!!

[GaYellowDawg]

In need of a drinking game where you get messed up quickly? Well, Scottie's just the guy to help you.

You'll need some form of alcohol (better make it fairly mild), a sheet of paper, a hat, and this link:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/07/20050711-3.html#

Stop! Don't access the video yet!! First, tear the paper into strips and write one of the following words or sets of words onto each strip:

- ongoing
- criminal
- investigation
- terror/terrorism/terrorist
- freedom/democracy
- comment/commenting
- respond/responding/responded
- guilty

Place these strips into the hat and mix them up. Draw strips. If no one has the word "guilty," place the strips back in and repeat until someone has drawn that word.

Cue up the video. Drink every time you hear the word/words on your strip. Have a paramedic standing by for "ongoing," "criminal," and "investigation." "Guilty" is, of course, your designated driver.

[GaYellowDawg]

1. Self-kick

Come on, y'all, I thought it was funny. Or practical - that press conference would make more sense through a drunken haze.