If you could wish for one single "Miracle" what would that be?

[Hubert Flottz]

Mine would be the political resurrection of Brother Al Gore in 2006-2008...Say Amen Somebody!!!

Say I BELIEEEVE that...only AL can SAVE us now...I BELIEEEVE we in America could use some Truth and some Light for a CHANGE...I BELIEEEVE that...that ole DEVIL(KKKarl-zee-bub)is out to smite Move on.org...because he thinks that in so doing, he can drive a political stake into Al Gore's heart for allllll eternity...Keep in mind dear friends, brothers and sisters, that...The bad guys always fear and want to destroy the good guys...Always Have...Always Will...Let's all sing 'Shall we gather at the voter registration office'

KKKarl has a bad habit of trying to destroy anyone, or anything, that threatens to derail the neocon's grand plans...Folks like Howard Dean, Joe Wilson and Al Gore! Now I guess it's Move On's turn to be cast into the lake of lies.

Karl want's to get even with Move On...Just like He Tried to Get Even Of Joe Wilson's wife. There is a pattern there...I BELIEEEEVE!

GORE/DEAN in 2008!!!!!!!

[Melodybe]

1. Mine would be all of Bushco behind bars, never to be resurrected again!

EVER!

That would be miracle enough for me, I could die a happy woman.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Bless your heart sister!

ME TOO!

[mwb970]

19. I agree. The evildoers should be brought to justice.

I would love to see the people in this administration pay for their crimes.

[BlakeB]

2. The miracle I wish for is

the impeachment of Bush, Cheney, and the rest of his administration. An impeachment so gruesome that it would scar the GOP for decades to come and lead to an era of progressive prosperity like that of the 30s-60s.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I BELIEEEEEEVE...

We are bound for the promised land! If the truth ever be told!

[wake.up.america]

5. I got down on my hands and knees...

and asked the almighty for a sign that America is turning away from the ways of sins, from refusing to read, from watching FOX NEWS, form listening to Limbaugh, from refusing to use what you gave them, oh Lord, somebody give me an Amen, from refusing to use their God given common sense. Brothers and Sisters help me help these people who are so depraved, lead by the Bush Enterprises. Can I get witness? Give me a Hallelujah. Mercy me, I am so excited that the Neocons are being rejected by more and more people. I gotta jump up and holler, Lord, help me. Karl Rove, go and ask the almighty to forgive you for your sins before its too late.

Karl, give me the plate, don't you dare walk out with today's offerings!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Don't make me holler...Don't make me shout...

Just turn your pockets inside out! Lem'me hear one more Gloooooooooooooooooowry, Glowry, Glooooooooooooooooooooowry...somebody!

[Mnemosyne]

12. Amen and Hallelujah!!

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Shrub can't even say Hallelujah let alone spell it!

The dude gets one day older and two days dumber. He has about the same level of mental agility as a pet rock, or a bar of soap. Heck, I could ride a bike without wrecking, when I was about four or five years old!

I do honestly believe, that Shrub was the "major calamity" that all the old seers and prophets predicted for the new millennium. We almost made it through the year 2000 without a major disaster, until December of 2000, when the SCOTUS awarded Al Gore's job to Bush. We got a millennium chimp in 2000 instead of the millennium bug.

[Mnemosyne]

68. Hey, stop insulting rocks and soap, they

are useful things. Shrub has no use!

And you are so right, he is a major calamity of biblical proportions.

[Hubert Flottz]

69. I guess that's why the little prince wears those Army clothes...

1. George W. Bush thinks he's

A. Major Calamity
B. Major Malfunction
C. General Lektrik
D. General F--- up
E. all of the above
F. none of the above
G. all of the above including none of the above
H. none of these


:toast:$$$$$ ** evoba the of lla. E ** $$$$$ :beer:

If you picked number E you made the correct choice, if you did not pick numbed E, you probably are George Bush, so please try again!

[Tommymac]

6. The Return of Our Constitution

to We The People...by the permanent reversal of the many interpretations over the last 30 years that Corporations should be treated the same as individual human beings under the Bill of Rights.

[Peace Patriot]

8. Micracle? An electronic zap gun that only zaps electronic voting systems.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Aaaamen...

I'll :beer: to that! :toast:

Here's my lette. to "the man upstairs"!

Dear Lawd;

Please come back down here and kick the Freepers, all, right dead in the azz, with a mighty host of number 12 Cochran jump boots!

(Sin)cerely;

Hubert

***

I believe in soulnessness, because I've so often witnessed it demonstrated by the GOP leadership, in Congress and in the White House.

We have so many asses in Washington, that we never will run out of jawbones! The moneychangers, have shortchanged us at the voting booths, they've shortchanged us on the truth and now we find that Halliburton has even shortchanged our service men and women in Iraq!

[mopaul]

9. common horse sense and logic sweep across the land

somewhere, in a land far far away

[Hubert Flottz]

14. KKKarl Rove's Head Is Just like heaven...

"for they're be no parting there!"

[dbt]

10. Just a small miracle, please.

Every member of the Regime starts telling the Truth--about everything.

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

21. That's probably against their religion...

RE: "Just a small miracle, please." Hellfire and Bullsh*t is what yanks the evil Rovebot's evil cranks! The whole truth out of those guys really would be a mega-miracle! I'm sure Gawd can do some almighty powerful things, but I think you may be pushing the envelope just a hair on your wish.

Q. Oh Gawd, can you make George Bush tell the truth, just one time?

A. TILT

[WildClarySage]

11. My wish would be for a healthy baby,

and a healthy world for her to live in, in about six months from now. :7

[Hubert Flottz]

15. I wish you the very best of luck.

Both of you.

[WildClarySage]

17. thank you!

[B Calm]

16. To win the lotto and move to somewhere safe. Prefer a place

where I can have my bare butt swatted with palm leaves by half naked hula girls...

[Hubert Flottz]

18. "Heaven's Just A Sin Away"!

The other day, down at the gas station I saw one of the windbag repub preachers who campaigned for and voted for Saint Shrub, both times. The first thing he did was to throw an idiot fit about how the Arabs are gouging us on the gasoline prices. Then Rev X asked me this STUPID question, "Son are you livin' right?" I told him I couldn't afford to live right anymore since his boy Bush has crashed the "kkkonomy" so badly! I told him that the truth is, half the people in this country were lucky to live from one paycheck to the next, if they were lucky enough to even have a job these days. He started telling me I needed to straighten up and that what I really needed was to come to church Sunday...I asked him if he would kindly pray for relief from the neocon plague that he and his flock had helped to bring upon his country.

Well, if looks could kill I'd be long gone! The always political preacher didn't want to talk politics anymore! The preacher finally admitted to me that he thought the country was in "Bad Shape"!(A Small Miracle for him to admit that) Mostly all he could do was stand there shaking his head and turning deeper shades of red as we talked. I noticed that he stayed around and watched me buy a six pack and pay for my gasoline and he was still all puffed up like a big toad and glaring at me when I went out the door.

Could these ding-a-lings really be waking up a little bit? Because that really would be a miracle...

[Gay Green]

59. Half naked hula guys

for me. ;)

[demgurl]

20. I would wish for justice for ALL.

This 'simple' miracle would mean that shrubco would be taken care of. That innocents would be released from Abu and elsewhere. This means that people that have lost their jobs through outsourcing (no fault of their own) would get an equal job with equal pay. This means all of the lapdog mutt media would get laid off for not doing their job and they would be replaced by the pit bull media.

This means that the neocon regime would be outed for fixing the election and Gore would be placed in the position of presidency until he could fix all of the voting boxes and a true election would be found.

Justice, for freepers, would mean that they finally woke up and realized how they had ruined our country and begged for forgiveness from us all. Justice would mean knowledge for them and living with guilt, trying to make reparations.

Justice for plunging our country into a economical black hole for a fraudulent war means that every person who backed up the 'war on terror' or created it would have to somehow pay back every cent to the honest citizens of this country so that we are whole again and have a surplus.

Justice would mean waking up tomorrow morning in a sweat. I look around me and my husband is gone to work. My sons come in and give me a great big hug and I make my way to the kitchen to get breakfast. I see a note on the table and it is from my wonderful spouse. I read it and it says, "You fell asleep last night before the votes were counted - Gore won!" Then I look at the newspaper and sure enough he did win. All of this had been but a dream.

My miracle would be justice for all.

[Hubert Flottz]

23. "My miracle would be justice for all."

That truly is a noble miracle to wish for.

I too, wish we could turn this American Nightmare back into the American Dream .

I'll bet Heaven don't have electronic voting machines, that count backward and sideways. I'll bet every ballot in Heaven will be on paper that is exactly the same weight! No more Hangin' or Pregnant Chads. No more crooked purging of the voting records. No more makeup overkill, like the horrible cases like we saw in Florida in 2000 and on the PTL club! No more Skeery BIG HAIRED ladies, asking for money on the TV!

I would hope that, Every dog in dog Heaven, has a Golden Dog House with central heat and AC like Jim and Tammy's dogs once had!

[natrat]

22. painless 95% reduction in human population

[Hubert Flottz]

24. I think Bushco is working on the 95% population reduction part...

but DAMN, that's gotta' hurt!

[HughBeaumont]

25. For American wages to once again be able to meet the cost of living.

That's not too much to ask, is it? It's probably too much for the robber barron feudal lords known as CEOs to part with their precious wealth and . . . oh, I don't know . . . GIVE BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY MAKE THIS ECONOMY, AND IN TURN, MAKE THEIR DUMB ASSES RICHER???!??!?!?

[The Icon Painter]

26. O Lord ...

Call down your vengeance upon the liars and the speakers of false doctrine. Let them be sealed in the whited sepulchers of their own iniquity never to see the light of your countenance. Let those who speak of righteous and do not practice it be cast into the everlasting lake of the burning brimstone. Let their tongues shrivel and their loins grow barren. Let them know fully the wrath of the one they have maligned with their vile preachings and may they serve as a perpetual warning toward those who presume to know the mind of g-d.

[Hubert Flottz]

28. I always like to throw in...

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade and occupy their foul evil armpits, for they know not their collective funky asses from a hole in the ground!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

27. True Peace and Prosperity on Earth. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

29. Talking about the Lawd's work, sure makes a body thursty!

Think I'll head on down to the El Torro Lounge and have a few cold beerz!

Now don't let me takin' my beer break stop you folks from letting us know what miracle you'd most like to see happen! WHO KNOWS? Maybe The Dude Upstairs Will Just Haul Off and "git 'er done"! :toast:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

32. EnJoy your brews! n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

35. My mind was about to give out on me and I got so thirsty that...

even my spell check quit working! Sometimes I think the Devil himself is in my keyboard boggling my mind a-purpose! Praise the big skeery guy way up yonder past them clouds, that they had plenty of good cold draft beer at the El Toro Lounge today. I CAN FEEEEEEEEEEL THE CHANGE...when I wrap my parched old lips around a couple of ice cold pitchers of brew!

I really do think it's a miracle that you can get a gallon of draft beer, or a gallon of high octane gas, for the same price now, down there at the stop and go drive through! MYYYYY, MYYYY, MYYYYY...But don't the Lawd Works in some gaul danged Mysterious ways sometimes?

[CitrusLib]

30. Faux News would disappear and 'fair and balanced' reporting would

be the reality. I'd love to see a Fourth Estate in this country that wasn't afraid to ask the tough questions and actually reported on things that mattered instead of celebrity sleeze and whatever the WH wanted them to publish.

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Woe unto the scribes and parsites at Fox !

Matthew
23:12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.(he who honketh his own horn 24/7, is gonna' be shit outta' luck in the end)

As in...he who is without sin and perfect in every way, to hear them tell it! WELL...I guess that means that guys like O'Really and his hero Saint Shrub will be in a world of shit come the much advertised rapture. Saint Shrub has never made a single mistake that he can think of and O'Really sez he never tells a lie, because..."The Spin Stops Here!"

Matthew
23:23} Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone. {24} Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel

OH, HOLY SHIT...that just about covers ever neocon and freeper in the world!

I think those old timey dudes who copied and recopied the Bible couldn't spell very well! They wrote all about the Scribes and Pharisees, but what we really have over at FOX and in Washington are the Scribes and the Parasites!

G GREEDY
O OLD
P PARASITES

[Spider Jerusalem]

34. Workable cold fusion reactors. (n/t)

[Hubert Flottz]

37. I heard something the other day about a small experimental

fusion reactor being about ready to start up, in France I believe it was! I didn't get the details though. Yes that would be great! It would solve a lot of our immediate problems in the middle east if we really could generate CLEAN power without using up any more oil and natural gas for that purpose. No more dumping of tons of sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide into our air and water! We could slow down and maybe even hold global warming in check. Maybe stop things like cancer and birth defects by stopping the pollution.

We could do lots of good things for our world, IF, we stopped spending so much of our country's wealth on EVIL destructive super weapons.

[Spider Jerusalem]

63. Yeah.

That's great news, if true...once the technology is there and works on a large scale, then goodbye to global warming, wars for oil, and all the other fun stuff petroleum dependence has brought us.

Can't help wondering how much closer this would be to reality if the US gov't had sunk just 10% of our military budget for the past 20 years into the project.

[demodonkey]

36. Cure for PANCREATIC CANCER..... by LAST month. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

40. Republican "MORALITY" figures!

cancer research

snip>

Research shows that in UK every year somewhere between £450 to £500 million is spent on cancer research by the pharmaceutical industries, charitable organisations and government. In US an estimated $14 billion dollars (£7.72 billion) are spent.

http://www.lendingexpo.net/articlec_health_702.htm

Yearly defense budget

snip>

“Current military” includes Dept. of Defense ($427 billion), the military portion from other departments ($106 billion), anticipated “supplemental allowance” ($25 billion), and an unbudgetted estimate of supplemental appropriations ($85 billion).

http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm

Do you see anything wrong with this picture? Republicans don't!

[Initech]

My miracle is that I want people to wake up and realize that...

We are being fucked by the neocons on a daily basis. And have since January 20th, 1980.

It looks like it's starting to happen, too.

[Hubert Flottz]

42. And we didn't even get a kiss!

Just more smirks and bullshit for your tax dollars.

[Initech]

44. If there's one thing they're good at , it's bullshit

Both sides are guilty of it, but the neocons are completely full of it.

[Hubert Flottz]

45. Are you talking about the Rockefeller Democrats and Repubs?

Like Brother Zell?

The democrats might do some pretty sickening and self serving things sometimes, but is the United States better off now, than it was five years ago?

[Initech]

47. I would say no.

Bush is still in office!

[Johonny]

46. Me too

I understand why the ultra right vote for these people. But the middle conservatives seem absolutely clueless to what the actual policies are of these people.

[Flying Dream Blues]

38. Peace on earth, a brotherhood of man (and woman). :)

No brainer!

[Hubert Flottz]

41. You can find the Mother Of All No Brainers at...

1600 Pa. Ave. Washington, DC.

[XemaSab]

39. Amen!!!!!

Preach it, brother!

I'm on board for it to be 1999 all over again, even if that means dating Evil John! (gulp!) Have to take one for the team!

But in the alternate 1999 Bush would be smote before he could ever declare his candidacy, leaving the field wide open for Gore to take it!

[Hubert Flottz]

43. Shrub has smote too many of his brain cells to be a decent...

dog catcher and his prehensile finger is on the big red doom's day buttons! A four to five victory in the partisan Reich wing SCOTUS, does not a for real pResident with "Political Capital" make.

Life is like a leaky box of red hot chocolate! Is probably what Forrest Gump would say about the current SOTU!

[baby_mouse]

48. The total and irreversible destruction of the American Right Wing Establis

Once and for all.

[Hubert Flottz]

51. I like it!

.

[Justice]

49. That on December 12, 2000 O'Connor voted with the minority

and the votes were counted in Florida and that Gore was sworn in as the 43rd president of the US.

So many things would be different today.

[Hubert Flottz]

52. I love it!

.

[SouthernDem2004]

50. An end to the drought in Africa and a some semblance of peace. /nt

[Hubert Flottz]

54. I'm sick and tired of it!

Morality and family values are just GOP props.

Africa is just for bushco's photo ops.

Saving the poor people in Africa does not fit in to the neocon scheme of domination, depopulation and eugenics.

You must read this story to understand why nobody in the GOP leadership wants to do anything about the horrid problems in Africa, or the US. Click on the link and read the whole thing. If you haven't read it before you will be shocked...


Race Hygiene: Three Bush Family Alliances

``The must put the most modern medical means in the service of this knowledge.... Those who are physically and mentally unhealthy and unworthy must not perpetuate their suffering in the body of their children.... The prevention of the faculty and opportunity to procreate on the part of the physically degenerate and mentally sick, over a period of only 600 years, would ... free humanity from an immeasurable misfortune.''

``The per capita income gap between the developed and the developing countries is increasing, in large part the result of higher birth rates in the poorer countries.... Famine in India, unwanted babies in the United States, poverty that seemed to form an unbreakable chain for millions of people--how should we tackle these problems?.... It is quite clear that one of the major challenges of the 1970s ... will be to curb the world's fertility.''

These two quotations are alike in their mock show of concern for human suffering, and in their cynical remedy for it: Big Brother must prevent the `` unworthy '' or `` unwanted '' people from living.

Let us now further inquire into the family background of our President, so as to help illustrate how the second quoted author, George Bush came to share the outlook of the first, Adolf Hitler. We shall examine here the alliance of the Bush family with three other families: Farish, Draper and Gray. (You must read this to understand why nobody in the GOP leadership wants to do anything about the horrid problems in Africa.) Much MORE....

http://www.tarpley.net/bush3.htm

[SouthernDem2004]

56. Er, did you read the OP? My miracle has nothing to do with politics. /nt

[Hubert Flottz]

57. Yes, I read your post and the things in Africa make me very sad!

The sad conditions in Africa have everything to do with politics, just like the conditions here at home do. Donny Rumbo and his 500 billion dollar a year DoD, has eight C-130s sitting and collecting dust at an airbase right down the road from here. If the US wanted to, they could fly food, water and medical supplies to Africa around the clock, like our political leaders back in the 50s did when Berlin Germany needed help. The difference is, the politicians who ran the country then and the politicians who run the country now!

When Berlin needed help, the people running this country back then, really did have morals and compassion for their fellow human beings. Bushco's "Morals" and "Compassion" are just a dog and pony show!

The politicians in Washington now might not have anything to do with the lack of rain in Africa, but if they wanted to help Africa's suffering people they damned sure could! Hell, the screwed up weather in Africa may even be due to politics, after all, because the politicians won't do anything but duck and dodge the global warming issue. If Africa had the oil deposits that the middle east has the politicians would be there with bells and whistles on! Without oil there is no political motivation for the neocons to help Africa.

EDIT Yes...I read the OP when I was writing it. Goodnight.

[SouthernDem2004]

58. Hmmm

Sarcasim seldom translates well over the internet.

Still, You do not say things had to be politically motivated. I am not one of those people that believes the Republicans control the weather and ethnic violence. Guess thats just me...

Peace

[distantearlywarning]

53. I wish the media would actually start reporting real news.

And start reporting it from an *actual* "fair and balanced" perspective. I think things would get a lot better in our country if the average person had casual access to the truth about many of the real stories out there.

The lack of a free and unafraid press is really hurting our country (and thank God for the internet or who knows what would have happened by now!)

[friesianrider]

55. In all seriousness...

My miracle I'd wish for would be to end animal suffering and cruelty.

[Gay Green]

60. Oh, for a MIRACLE to happennn-ah.

May Kkkarl go on a perverted right-winged pundit's talk showww-ah. May the engineer conveniently "forget" to turn off the mike when he's supposed tooo-ah. Then may Kkkarl divulge to this host every ultrakinky going-on between him, Shrub, and Jeff Gannonnn-ah. Then may Shrub sayyyyy-uh...

"Ah did not commit oral sodomy on a male prostitute."
"Ah did not get sodomised by my assistant chief of staff."

And then may the whole nation sayyyyy-eee-ah:

"If the truth you can't deny - and there's no alibi - lie, lie, lie."

[cry baby]

61. World Peace...

I'm not kidding...World Peace would be my miracle.

[Massacure]

62. All the republicans suddenly choke on pretzels.

Hey, if Bush can do it, other republicans can too right? :shrug:

[Carla in Ca]

64. An Ohio recount, Kerry goes to the WH

n/t

[LeahD]

65. Amen! n/t

[GaYellowDawg]

66. Retroactive infertility for Prescott Bush.

Imagine a world with no Bush twins. No W. No Jeb. No Neil. Laura Bush as a school librarian. No G.W. Bush. Barbara in a trailer home somewhere.

Damn, imagine it. Talk about a better world.

Alternatively, I'd wish for one month where the entire Bush administration and every single conservative mouthpiece was compelled to tell the truth. That would be enough to destroy them all.

[Starfury]

67. That the last 5 years were all just a horrible dream...n/t

[Joz]

70. Al Gore!?!?

Al is the only one that can save us now? The guy that couldn't even win his home state in the election? I thought he was a terrible candidate. I was slapping my forehead when he mentioned God like 8 times in the first two minutes of his concession speech.

Anyway, my miracle.. I guess I'd have to go with an impeachment of Bush and his cronies, followed by embarrassed retirement of the rest of his administration, subsequent investigations into all allegations against them, revealing the vote fraud in the 2004 election, and installing Kerry in the white house as a result.

[GeekMonkey]

71. Mine would be that all religion would suddenly dissappear

because, without religion, there is peace

[Joz]

72. Oh woops, we found an error...

"..in the election years, the presidential election is actually supposed to be THIS year, not last year! Last year's candidates will square off again this year." :D :D :D :D :D

[Hubert Flottz]

73. I'll drink to that miracle you wish for, any time !

:toast:

If you haven't heard Al Gore's last three or four speeches check out the transcripts sometime. Al Gore has gone where no other major politician has dared to tread, in his honest condemnation of George W Bush Inc. KKKarl and Shrub are scared shitless of Al getting some major airtime. Even more scared I think, than they were of Howard Dean. The thing that hurts the GOP so much about Al Gore, is that he's standing up to them and telling the whole truth about the corruption and deception surrounding the Bush White House! They're scared of Al so they want to crush Move On for helping Al Gore get the truth out! Just another case of spiteful, hateful retaliation because someone threatens to tell the truth about Bushco's grand plans.


Everyone who tells the truth about Bush, gets the same treatment from KKKarl. The people who have stepped down, or have been removed from, the Bush administration and then gone on to reveal the truth about Bushco's corruption,(some in congress under oath)have been called everything from "insane" to "unpatrotic". Karl crossed the line, if he outed a CIA agent, just for spite and to get even with someone, who disagrees with, or sheds some light on, the Bush administration's less than honest conduct. Move on tells the truth about Bush, so now Move On will be KKKarls next project! Move on Sets up some venues where Al Gore can get up in front of the world and tell the truth about Bush, so now MOVE ON MUST PAY, like so many others have paid before them...

Bush White House = Hatchet jobs-R-Us

Have a great day :hi: