Play the "Ask Scottie" game!! (Could YOU pose a question he'd answer?)

[Sparkly]

Try to come up with a question that would get Scottie to give an answer besides, "That pertains to an ongoing investigation" or "You'd have to ask somebody else." The press corps sure tried today, but didn't get far.

Hmmm...

Q: When did the preznit last meet with Rove?
A: That pertains to an ongoing investigation.

Q: What's Rove's job?
A: You'd have to ask Andy Card.

Q: Does the preznit know what Rove eats for breakfast?
A: That pertains to an ongoing investigation.

Q: Does Rove wear boxers of briefs?
A: You'd have to ask Jeff Gannon.

Nope, I can't come up with one he'd answer, either. Go ahead, try it yourself! ;)

[DiverDave]

1. Scott, could you confirm

that rove changed the spelling of his first name to KKKarl?

[Sparkly]

4. A: "You'd have to ask Andy KKKard." nt

[Inland]

2. That was Gannon's job, and he was good at it. nt

[Pithy Cherub]

3. Scott, would you like to be the press secretary

until the end of bush's term in office,(however that may end)?

:rofl:

[LuCifer]

9. Hahhaha!

I bet Scott's on the fone every day calling Ari!!!!

"OH COM'ON MAN, DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION!"

Lu

[understandinglife]

5. Scott, We pay your salary. Should we stop payment?

WATCH IT; SPREAD IT http://www.bushflash.com/right.html

Peace.

www.missionnotaccomplished.us - How ever long it takes, the day must come when tens of millions of caring individuals peacefully but persistently defy the dictator, deny the corporatists their cash flow, and halt the evil being done in Iraq and in all the other places the Bu$h neoconster regime is destroying civilization and the environment in the name of "America."

[insane_cratic_gal]

6. Scotty how many variations of the word

Investigation can you think of?

Because frankly saying investigation 100 times in 60 minutes is rather much like a skipping record. So here are some suggestions.

assay, dissection, dissolution, division, inquiry, partition, reasoning, resolution, scrutiny, search, separation, study, subdivision analysis, case, delving, double-O, examination, exploration, fact finding, fishing expedition, gander, hearing, hustle, inquest, inquiry, inquisition, inspection, legwork, probe, probing, quest, research, review, scrutiny, search, sounding, study.

Surely there are at least two alternate words you can use in place of investigation?

I'd bet he'd answer that with a "I'll investigate and get back to you."

[LuCifer]

7. I got some questions!

1. WHERE THE FUCK IS OSAMA!?
2. Since bush (I like that not capitalizing his name thing!) has shown that he cannot ride a bike, eat a pretzel, and sorriest of all, he falls off a damn SEGWAY (sic!), is he STILL DRINKING!?
3. Since NO other skyscraper in HISTORY has collapsed due to just fire, will you finally come clean that 9/11 WAS A DAMN INSIDE JOB!?
4. What about PNAC?!
5. What about WTC 7, ya know, the one that DID NOT EVEN GET HIT BY A PLANE! Why the HELL did it collapse?! Did it having so many sensitive secret files have anything to do with it?!
6. Scott, you seem a little TOO calm, are you doped up on any medication today? Or yesterday for that matter?!
7. How long until you say FUCK THIS! and resign?!
8. What is the REAL body count of US soldiers in Iraq?
9. Speaking of Iraq, the FACT that they have the 2nd largest oil reserves on EARTH, did that have anything to do with the "WAR ON TERRA" being taken to them, needlessly I might add?
10. Can you say ANYTHING other than ONGOING INVESTIGATION, godsakes man! 11. How long until we go to war with Iran?
12. Was the London bombing an inside job, like 9/11 was, and was the FACT that it happened when bush's poll numbers WERE AT THEIR LOWEST have anything to do with the timing?!
13. Why did it take the rest of you bastards in the press THIS long to finally grow a set of nuts and start asking questions you assholes should have damn been asking 2 YEARS AGO?!

Lu Cifer, hey maybe they can blame the Plame leak ON SCOTT McCELLAN!

[alkaline9]

8. Something I'm curious about is...

...if shrub has "confidence" in ALL his colleagues in the WH, will he be held liable as being irresponsible should KKKarl Rove or another person who is "part of an ongoing investigation" do any more damage? Certainly the president at this point must be aware that Rove was part of this (conspiracy). If he knows this, and Rove does something else damaging to either national security, or anything WMD related, will Bush be held accountable for not firing this guy when he first learned about his involvement?

If that's the case and he's aware of others involved, shouldn't he fire them all NOW!? Oh wait, then he'd have to fire himself... nevermind.

I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting for this situation to boil down to an indictment. Oh the smile I'll have all week when the news and photos of Rove, et.al., being taken away in cuffs breaks the headlines of every newspaper worldwide! (Although I can't help but worry that I'm getting my hopes up too soon on this one)

[LibDemAlways]

10. Scotty, what is it like to work

for a crime family? Do you ever worry about what would happen to you and your family if you inadvertently betrayed them? Is the title and insider access worth having sold your soul?

[Richard Steele]

11. Q: "How long do you plan to remain Press Secretary?"

SCOTTY:"I'm sorry, but that depends upon the ongoing investigation."