"Dear Karl . . . . I've been waiting for you . . ."

[Bluebear]

Dear Karl,
I can't beleive it might finally happen. I've been waiting so long to meat you. You wouldn't beleive the long lonly night's hear, but I will try to make it better for you. I want to offer you a special kind of "therapy and understanding". We can roll play. Somebody get's to be smart and somebody get's to be dumb. Ha ha. I got that line from you! You are my idle!

I looked up some your fact's on the internets (they let me use it cause I am getting my G.E.D.) and it say's you went to University of Utah: No degree earned, University of Texas at Austin: No degree earned, George Mason University: No degree earned. You can studdy hear in jail and get that degree! Or even become a ordaned minister.

So hurry and do not be long. I want to take you under my right wing . I know who does what for cigarette's. Be sure to ask to share with #0669-28943-212 at your induction, k? I'm waiting.

Your new friend,

Wendon "Bubba" Sutherland
0669-28943-212

[Goldmund]

1. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lord_StarFyre]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

'nuff said

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. ROTFL!

Hopefully, he only spends enough time in the jail cell to get one shower before hne starts walkin'.

[TNDemo]

4. I suppose you meant "meat you" in the literal sense.

Right after you meet.

[ck4829]

5. LOL

[RiffRandell]

6. That's awesome. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. ROFLMAO

that's perfect!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[warrens]

8. Karl, don't be listening to that fool Bubba

A woman like you needs a real man. Hell with all that book learnin' and preachin' an shit. The reason I'm doing my third bit is I know how to have fun in the joint. So you want to have a real man or some wimp who'll lose you in a card game?

It's up to you, my man.

Franz "Strangler" Black

[Bluebear]

10. Oooo "Franz" may have an edge here nt

[Mandate My Ass]

9. ROFL

I want to take you under my right wing....:rofl: