Message to Mister Rush Limbaugh: DU Lurker/Dimestore Propaganda Dipshit

[thebigidea]

Dear Mr. Limbaugh:

Oh, dear - what CAN the matter be?

For a year you woke me up every morning at dawn as your Goebbelsian broadcasts blared through my industrial loft walls as the staunch Republican next door NEEDED his fix.

I'd wake up and simmer for a while, grinding teeth to the beat of your muffled voice echoing about.

This machinist-type neighbor was quite deaf and needed the volume. I once went in to his office to discuss his enthusiasm for your program.

What greeted me was a HUGE picture of Ronald Reagan along with lots of faded Republican posters and xeroxed poems about drunkards.

He enthusiastically babbled about how Hitler had the right idea, "just went a bit too far."

Even used that "n-word" and some wacky mammy voices JUST like you do on your wonderful program.

I escaped quietly, restraining the urge to take multiple showers.

But its good to get a good look at your fans, especially those with a couple of your dashing POWER TIES.

Anyway, I know I'm getting a little long-winded here. But thanks for being my hateful alarm clock and focusing agent for my rage.

May your trolling for compliant Stepford wives in chatrooms go smashingly, and may your arteries clog as quickly as possible. You do the Father Coughlin tradition proud, sir!

sincerely,
me

[ClintonTyree]

1. Very nice.............

but Lardo wouldn't be awake at this hour. He's gently nestled in his featherbed with dreams of liberal concentration camps cavorting through his head. Lying among chicken bones and Cheeto crumbs, his porcine form is resting, to renew the energy of the body and mind for the onslaught of today's crusade against all those that would tax his fat fucking ass to pay for his pals immoral wars. Sleep well porcine prince.

[thebigidea]

2. maybe, but I can still smell his sweat

it stains the internet and airwaves...

betcha he can't sleep too good lately, 'cept with those pills his compliant Doctor gave him. Seems the Boy Prince is down in the polls and those awful Democrats are getting press. Sweat sweat sweat, Rush!

earn that dollar, boy!