The Witch
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:30 AM
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I got a great birthday card today |
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Today's my birthday :D I got some cards from my mom. One of them had this joke on it: President Bush was planning his first trip to China aboard his new superfast Air Force One jet.
Not sure about the time frame, he calls up his travel secretary, and asks her, "How long is the flight from Washington to Peking?"
She says, "Just a minute, Mr. President..." (inside of card) The President says "Wow... that's fast!" and then hangs up. :rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:35 AM
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Happy Bithday The Witch!!
:party: :toast: :pals: :beer: :bounce: :applause:
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:36 AM
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Hope you have a great birthday!:hi: :party:
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:37 AM
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Today's my oldest son's birthday,too.Hope you have a great day .... :headbang:
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:38 AM
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4. Happy Birthday Witch (Ha, ha) |
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Question - where did your mom get this card??? I'd love to find something like that.
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:41 AM
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I don't know about this particular card, but I got some that were similar at Target last year.
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Wed Jul-13-05 08:44 AM
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6. Here's One to Keep Your Happy Rolling |
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Shrub, Pickles, and Condo were on the flight. Shrub said, "I could drop a thousand dollar bill out and make somebody very happy." Pickles said, "Well, honey, I could drop 10 hundreds and make TEN people happy." Condo said, "Well, honey, I mean Mr pResident, I could drop a thousand ones and make a thousand people happy."
The pilot said to the co-pilot, "I could drop the three of them out of the plane and make 300 thousand people happy."
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Wed Jul-13-05 09:07 AM
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Wed Jul-13-05 09:18 AM
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9. A Very Happy Birthday To You, the Witch! |
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You are a great DUer!:toast:
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