bambo53
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Fri Sep-26-03 01:29 AM
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Wouldn't it be a good idea to nip in the bud, all the republican moral attacks before they get legs in the so called Liberal Press?
Democratic contenders should preface all their statements with something like,
"First of all, I want to warn you that this election is going to get vulgar and embarrassing, for me, my wife and children, and everyone who's ever known me"."
"All the right wing nut jobs on talk radio and cable news are about to embark on a personal inventory of me, that is irrelevant to anything positive concerning, public policy."
"Our media is consisting of salivating, sexually repressed shit hoarders. Policy be damned, these people wanna get a woody"
"I'm sure you're about to hear from these stalwarts of democracy in the so called 'free press," all the horrid details of my misspent youth and sexual appetite."
"I fear that if I'm showing a lead in the polls, you may even be subject to the 'alleged reports" concerning the regularity of my bowel movements, or some such nonsense."
"That being said, any questions about my plans for the economy?"
Lets expose these people publicly, before they do us.
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Oracle
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Fri Sep-26-03 01:37 AM
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1. What "liberal" press? Find it for me...but, your right.. I must.. |
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make sure these SAME freepers want their children to fight...go into battle, after we invaded a sovereign nation...does anyone knows what that means?
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BattyDem
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Fri Sep-26-03 01:37 AM
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2. That would be great but ... |
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the only candidate I can actually imagine saying those things is Sharpton!
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roguevalley
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Fri Sep-26-03 04:05 AM
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3. Clark says that part of deciding to run is your capacity to take pain. |
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Telling of us all isn't it?
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Fri Sep-26-03 04:09 AM
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4. need to turn the issue |
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repugs have long run on "family values"... IMHO - it's just hot air
Dems need to turn the issue around to "VALUING FAMILIES"
you don't value families by cutting or underfunding programs that help families
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Fri Apr 26th 2024, 02:06 AM
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