My "SNL skit" on yesterday's debate

[gWbush is Mabus]

Gloria Whoreges: "Senator Kerry, during 9/11, if you had to choose between rescuing children or rescuing the elderly, which would you choose?

Senator Kerry: "Well Gloria, first we would want to understand where the fire was located and who hads the best chance of rescue to...((((DING))))))

Brian Whoreiams: "Gloria, did that answer your question?"

Gloria Whoreges: "No it did not. Would you kill children or kill the elderly, we want an answer"

Senator Kerry: "I would have to say that children are the future..."

Brian Whoreiams: "Thank you Senator, you are out of time"


Brian Whoreiams: "Next question Gloria"

Gloria Whoreges: "Governor Dean, Joe Lieberman, has said that you will destroy the economy and the whole world and that you absolutely love taxes and want to raise them all the time. What is your rebuttle?"

Governor Dean: "That is not true, I am a fiscal conserva... ((((((DING)))))))))

Gloria Whoreges: "Senator Lieberman, your rebuttle?"

Senator Lieberman: "I don't think I said that, I think I said.....((((DING)))))))

Brian Whoreiams: "Thank you Senator, you are out of time"

Ambassador Braun: "I have only been asked one question all night"

Brian Whoreiams: "Too bad, Ambassador, I'm sorry. To everyone else, you are all being sloppy. Make all of your comments end exactly 15 seconds after the light flashes."

[Skittles]

1. lol

that's EXACTLY the way I saw it.

[sistersofmercy]

2. Unfortunately...

Skewed questions and time constraint did work against the candidates.