Lord_StarFyre
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:25 PM
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Top 10 Reasons Dorothy was greeted as a Liberator... |
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... and Dumbshitya wasn't...
10. The Wicked Witch of the East actually HAD weapons of mass destruction. 9. Local contracts awarded to Lullaby League and Lollipop Guild, not Halliburton. 8. Dorothy apologized. 7. Evil oppressor legally verified as "really most sincerely dead" rather than "maybe dead." 6. Dorothy got it that she wasn't in Kansas any more. 5. Dorothy did not install Toto as interim governor of Munchkinland. 4. Dorothy didn't jail Munchkins and make them blow each other for a camera. 3. Dorothy had no interest in stealing the Munchkin's oil. 2. Dorothy wasn't taking orders from the one with no brain. 1. Dorothy didn't kill 140,000 civilian Munchkins.
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Lord_StarFyre
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:26 PM
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1. BTW, Thanks Bartcop!!! |
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:26 PM
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thanks for making me grin.
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:34 PM
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3. Shouldn't that be the "Wicked Witch of the West"? |
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Excellent points.... Sums it up for me.
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:49 PM
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liberated the Munchkins when her house landed on the Wicked Witch of the East, the sister of the Wicked Witch of the West. The Munchkins were already liberated when Dorothy later melted the WWW.
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:37 PM
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4. #7 - Not "marginalized" |
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:46 PM
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5. Dorothy also had an exit strategy |
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I can imagine the sullen look on Georgie's face when Unka Dick told him he can't just click his heels and make the whole mess go away.
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Thu Jul-14-05 12:49 PM
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As a BIG wizard fan and a native Kansan I love this. Did you write this? Can I use it? It would be wonderful in our paper.
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Lord_StarFyre
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Thu Jul-14-05 01:04 PM
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8. You'll need to check with Bartcop |
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bartcop.com.
Also, I'm definetly of the opinion if you love DU, you'll love bartcop.
The man is GENIUS, and daily makes mince meat of the dribbling Murder Monkey, and the Vulgar Pigboy Lush Limpballs
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Thu Jul-14-05 01:13 PM
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I used to read Bartcop but have not been there in a while. I will do that.
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