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ShaneGR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:29 AM
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Here's what I want to happen in Iraq, PERFECT WORLD
If the 87 billion gets sent, along with the 70 billion from earlier this year, and the money they'll probably ask for next year, I want IRAQ TO BE A FRIGGIN PEARL IN THE DESERT.

I want every single Iraqi family to get 3 meals a day. I want them to be fat. I want there to be a serious obesity problem.

I want every single Iraqi to live in a two story 3 bedroom 2 bath home, with carpetting and a stall in the back for there brand new Ford Escort.

Every single Iraqi should have Direct TV complete with one pay-per-view per month. Preferably American Wrestling like the WWE.

Every Iraqi neighborhood should have an olympic sized pool for the children.

Each child should be furnished with a brand new laptop, preferably Apple.

Health Insurance should be free.

All levels of higher education should be free.

In other words, if we're going to spend 200 billion (minimum) in the long run I want IRAQ TO BE SO FRIGGIN NICE THAT AMERICANS WANT TO MOVE THERE!
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:53 AM
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1. Reminds me of the
"Get the war on" cartoon that someone has in their sig.

something about a 5 mile long buffet (that is permenent). I can't find it.

Cheers
Drifter
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