Iraq: Clusterfuck Shit Pie

[Beetwasher]

Who wants a piece?

W's sales pitch to the world to get involved with Iraq to be tried out at his meeting w/ Putin:

"Hey Pooty Poot, have I got a deal for you! You give us money and troops to put in front of the bullets in Iraq and in return you get....are you ready for this....A promise (cough) from me, George Bush (crosses fingers behind back), that you will get a piece of this wonderful clusterfuck of a shit pie called Iraq at some point in the non-forseeable future when we've pacified the country! I'll also let you turn the screws on your business partner Iran for us too, just cuz I'm such a nice guy! Whaddaya think? What's that? I don't understand Russian. Hey Condie, what'd he say? Why's he leaving? Condi?...."

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Bush to Seek Putin's Support on Iraq, Iran

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=3515151

[AngryYoungMan]

1. Funny

I liked "Why's he leaving?" the best

[Beetwasher]

9. Thanks!

Glad you enjoyed it!

[punpirate]

2. I'm sorry, but...

... your thread title made me laugh out loud, though the situation does not.

[Beetwasher]

4. Yeah, well

If it weren't for my ability to laugh I think I'd go insane. Yes, the situation sucks, but you have to laugh at ridiculousness of the situation these idiots have gotten themselves into. They really thought before the war that other countries would be begging them for some of the Iraqi spoils. They're still moving right along as if the situation hasn't changed...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. No thanks. I'm full.

However, by no means, should YOU be afraid of the CSP. Help yourself to my slice.

[Beetwasher]

5. No Thanks! It's all for Bush

Let him "enjoy" it.

[HFishbine]

6. Mmmmm

Pieskie!

[Jim Sagle]

7. Ahh yess, "making the pie higher",,,

[Beetwasher]

8. Indeed

This pie has a way to go yet it seems and it keeps getting shittier...

[thebigidea]

10. make the pie higher!