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johncoby2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:02 PM Original message |
Cheney found to have enlarged colon. |
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bullimiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. oh. i thought it was because he was so full of shit. |
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aresef (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Or because his colon doubles as his vocal chords. |
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saigon68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:26 AM Response to Reply #6 |
34. "BRING EM ON" shouted the AWOL CHIMPANZEE |
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followthemoney (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:39 PM Response to Reply #6 |
69. Otherwise known as the Right Wing Echo Chamber |
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lvx35 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
9. I worked with a guy with a mega-colon once |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. sucker needed some fiber |
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postulater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 06:17 AM Response to Reply #9 |
35. Thanks for sharing that lovely tidbit |
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PDittie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 08:15 AM Response to Reply #9 |
40. LOL |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 12:45 AM Response to Reply #1 |
24. I thought it was because shrub's head got stuck up there... |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:49 PM Response to Reply #24 |
70. Shrub's head is up Rove's rear. Cheney's head is up his own rear |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
58. But thanks to Sean Hannity it's the cleanest one we have ever seen n/t |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:50 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Please, never , ever do that again! |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #59 |
64. His hearing is shot too he thought they were looking for |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. Wouldn't an enlarged colon be normal for him? |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Yes, since W's head has been up there for the last 5 years. |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
3. Heh |
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aresef (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
4. I thought Cheney would be quoting The Wizard of Oz. |
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lvx35 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:17 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. When are you secret agents going to stop READING MY MIND? |
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tuvor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
5. That explains the big head. |
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geek tragedy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. Everyone already knows he's a "big time" asshole. eom |
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bvar22 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
8. Cheney found to have enlarged colon. |
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cliss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
11. Cheney has a ton of problems. |
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benburch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Re: Maybe a big turd? |
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postulater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 06:19 AM Response to Reply #13 |
36. Or some other brand of adult diaper |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:11 AM Response to Reply #11 |
52. Actually a defibrillator was re-installed. |
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assclown_bush (573 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:37 AM Response to Reply #11 |
55. "...an old 'football injury'" indeed! He stepped on an OLD FOOTBALL! n/t |
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delete_bush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. Jeff Gannon perhaps? |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
15. Does that explain that "big bulge" that the freepers were drooling over? |
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cliss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Thanks, Blue Bear. |
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NervousRex (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 12:48 AM Response to Reply #15 |
25. Fuck!!!! |
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Eurobabe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 08:46 AM Response to Reply #15 |
44. do your balls hang low? |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:13 AM Response to Reply #44 |
54. Let's not sing this version in front of my Barney-loving kids! |
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dogday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 09:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
46. He hides this guy in his pants |
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AuntieM1957 (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
16. ROFLMAO |
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Tommymac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
18. Finally get to use this smilie!!!! |
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gulliver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
19. Cheney has the same material on both sides of his colon. |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
20. Lynn needs to go a size smaller on the strap-on. |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
21. He had his chances.He rectum. |
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ryan_cats (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 05:07 PM Response to Reply #21 |
71. Rectum |
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LibertyorDeath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
23. Due to Giant Gerbils no doubt |
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Liberal In Texas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
26. Good joke. But Chaney IS an enlarged colon. n/t |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
27. Man, the replies just write themselves, don't they! |
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Liberal In Texas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:20 AM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Yes they do. Thanks for noticing. n/t |
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
28. could that be because he is full of shit??? |
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Paradise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 06:46 AM Response to Reply #28 |
37. touche... n/t |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
29. Ummm..Colon, you say?? I wondered what this thing was |
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Catrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:31 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. *rotfl* |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:43 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Bush's pic is not a photoshop.. It's a AP photo |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 09:53 AM Response to Reply #31 |
48. W's lucky he didn't look exactly like one of the Freep's sisters... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-05 06:29 AM Response to Reply #48 |
73. How Is Dauntless Dickie Dingleberry this morning? |
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bleedingheartlib83 (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:17 AM Response to Original message |
32. I can't stop laughing |
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kliljedahl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
38. Any word on how Powell feels about it? |
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cascadiance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:53 PM Response to Reply #38 |
61. Yeah! "Colon" must have been packing on a few more pounds in retirement! |
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Pharlo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 07:54 AM Response to Original message |
39. Enlarged colon preceded |
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babsbunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
41. EEEEUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWW! |
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tiredofthisstuff (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
42. Well thats Shitty......... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
43. Ah, so *THAT* is where he's been hiding! |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
45. Our national dick needs to ask shrub to come pray for his, colon. |
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dogday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 09:43 AM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Maybe he can lay hands on it n/t |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:06 AM Response to Reply #47 |
51. First he has to have lots of money because, |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 11:16 AM Response to Reply #47 |
56. Let's give our sick Dick, a good swift kick! |
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smartvoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
49. lol!!! |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
50. You can say that again. |
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Janice325 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
53. Thanks! |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
57. You mean someone actually got to |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #57 |
65. I hope it was this one: |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 03:18 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. roflmao.. |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
60. He thought that Viagra was a suppository... |
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:32 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. oh my gawd, this thread is just too funny to let die |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
62. He should have chewed Iraq more thoroughly before he swallowed. |
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djg21 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
63. Thaty makes him . . . |
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plusfiftyfive (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 04:33 PM Response to Reply #63 |
68. If it weren't a serious problem |
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icymist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
72. Well, this administration does think that sh*t is news. n/t |
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