Why can't gwb* ride a bike?

[kid a]

It's a sense of balance, coordination, and focus. The riders I see that crash regularly like that are often either trying to ride drunk, heavily medicated, or 5 year olds.

[opihimoimoi]

1. A Bruce Willis wannabe....always looking like a bloody mess...

in his DIE HARD Movies...

[DanCa]

2. That chip in his head the neo cons control him with

Messes up his sense of direction along with his speech.

[murray hill farm]

3. what i want to know...

is, why does he keep trying to ride a bike?

[opihimoimoi]

4. Persistant Denial

[Poiuyt]

5. At least he wears a mouth guard when he rides

Just like the way we all wear mouth guards when we ride. Right?

[B Calm]

6. Good thing he don't take bike rides on the rim of the Grand Canyon..

[Botany]

7. I might buy the "tough off road spills," but .......

..... hitting a cop on pavement?

Good Lord today I am going to ride 34 miles ....... and I want to
bet anybody that I will not fall once.

[teamster633]

8. I hate to jinx myself but, I ride pretty regularly and can't remember...

...the last time I fell. But then, it's been over six years since I had a drop of the sauce, unlike shrub. Riding drunk does tend to land you in the gutter, or in a cop's lap, whatever the case may be.


edited for punctuation

[marmar]

9. He can't seem to do anything right...

except screw things up. Everybody's got their something!

[tiredofthisstuff]

10. He is emulating the state of this country.....

Well at least that is my take on it. :scared:

[Lefty48197]

11. Because his head is where the seat belongs?

Yeah, I guess that would make it tough.