Isn't it about time for the annual trek to Crawford for Dumbya

[elfin]

It usually is in early August to coincide with alarming memos to be ignored. Wonder if he will skip town early to get some distance between him and Rove. And where is Karen Huge? Thought she was going to be visibly on board right about now.....

[DanCa]

1. Not to after emily (nt)

[Liberal In Texas]

5. Emily isn't going to be any where near Crawford.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT05/refresh/AL0505W5+gif/220959W_sm.gif

[DanCa]

6. Ah my bad

I only had one semester of earth science and that was the geology course. No harm no foul right :D

[Liberal In Texas]

7. LOL. Not at all.

Texas is so big people that don't live here don't really understand how far apart different places are.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

14. You got that right!

Here's a fun fact -- stand in Texarkana in the NE corner of Texas, and you are closer to Chicago than you are to El Paso.

[XboxWarrior]

9. ITS TIME

sharpen the chainsaw .....(coded wrong)

[DanCa]

12. ODE to Dubya

You aint a cowboy.
By stephan smith. www.stephansmith.com

You aint a cowboy cause you were the clothes
No one here is fooled by what your doing
You cant stop this
No matter how hard you that you try
The Harder I am going to roll all over you

Now buddy ro I wrote down a song for you
It's going get you real white red and awfuly blue
your going to trade in your boots for some walking shoes
When I am done learning you how us real cowboys do
I am going to pick apart your ass and leave your whole life to shame
but dont be scared i aint going to even use your name

You aint nothing but an oil tycoon
who drank eat your who life from a silver spoon
This whole country knows your an aristocratic goon
But you still aint got the sense to know when its high noon?

Your Daddy bought you a ranch cause you thought it was cool
Drank mint juleps down by the cement pool
watched your hired hands do all the work
while you carried on and partied like a frat boy jerk
you see we work hard while you got the free ride
what you represent makes my moma cry

chorus

when being a ranger became your wet dream
the closest you got was buying a baseball team
Then they bought your way into the old way into the old whitewash house
the first cowboy ever whose afraid of a mouse
you out and bought yourself some hat and some boots
to go with your collection of some photo op suits
and sure you looked cute in your new set of clothes
but what was the what line running up your nose
why if you ever rode a horse for a half mile ride
youd run to your momma with your little raw hide
you never were a soldier but you were a uniform
to look like you had the guts to go out in a storm?
You send our kids out to do your dirty work
while your oil buddies get raises and perk
and your wonder why no one here is fooled
if i said ho the do would you get a garden tool?

Chorus
Now heres one that'll bring you right down to your knees .
TO tell an oil man from a real southern please
All you have to do is put your nose to the breeze
Only one will make you haul off and sneeze
The other will make you lock your wife and children in the house

remember when they flew you out on the boat
Was it so your pr firm could infloat your coat
Or was it by chance
That you get off by having
millions of children could look at your pants

Now's I telling all of this because we all get a wail
When an oilman tells you he swaths and bails
But Dont worry bud your check is in the mail
In the meantime try some vinegar on your kale
Now thats all that I came to say
Ive ridden that hot air texas tornado away.

Chorus.

[Inland]

2. Dick that he is, he'll drop a long to-do list for Congress as he leaves

for his month, don't bother me I'm not listening vacation.

[napi21]

3. Yea. He goes every August.

Haven't heard of any plans yet, but I don't think Shrub gives up his vacation for anyone!

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Seems W just about stopped going to Crawford

once he got reselected. He seems to prefer the comforts of Camp David now a days.

[dogday]

8. He can take his special AF1 plane

[SoCalDem]

10. The Annual Armadillo & Brush Round-Up

happens every August, because we all know that August in Texas is bliss:eyes:

[Pharlo]

11. Annual???? Don't you mean quarterly?

[jazzjunkysue]

13. They're afraid he'll cut down ALL the trees, this time.