IdaBriggs
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:53 AM
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"I would like this to end as quickly as possible." (Press Conference) |
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97 Words (not including the stuttering); 7.5 Lies; 1.5 Truths; 1 Long String of Babbling Nonsense
1st Question from "Terry": Mr. President, you said you don't want to talk about an on-going investigation, so I'd like to ask you regardless of whether a crime was committed, do you still intend to fire anyone found to be involved in the CIA leak case, and are you displeased that Karl Rove told a reporter that Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife worked for the agency on WMD issues?"
Lie: "WE have a serious ongoing investigation here." (No, YOU aren't involved in it, which is why there is hope something may be accomplished.)
Lie: "Its being played out in the press." (No, the press is scrambling for scraps, because the Grand Jury has managed to keep most stuff secret. Ha ha!)
Half-Lie: "I think its best that people wait until the investigation is complete before you jump to conclusions." (Because by then I'm praying you will all have forgotten about this based on whatever new crisis I can help concoct.)
Lie: "I will do so as well." (I already know the truth, and it ain't pretty. Treason is such an ugly word!)
Lie: "I don't know all the facts." (Yes, you do.)
Lie: "I want to know all the facts." (No, you don't.)
Pure Nonsense: "The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who is spending time investigating it." (Babbling incoherency -- who the hell knows what he's talking about here?)
Truth: "I would like this to end as quickly as possible" --
Lie: "-- so we know the facts." (No, you don't LIKE the facts.)
Lie: "And if someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration." (Liar; they've been working for you for the last two years.)
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:57 AM
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1. "The best place" line is one for the books |
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"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who is spending time investigating it."
(He is obviously channeling alien beings, and it would be wise to search for the hidden message).
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:05 AM
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9. By Jove, I think you have it! |
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* has been replaced by a hideous shape shifting alien which is masquerading as the President. It perfectly explains so much!
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:06 AM
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10. That should be listed in the Top Ten "Bushisms" |
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for sure.
"Babbling incoherency" -- spot on!
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:07 AM
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12. When was the last time the facts were done around here, anyway? |
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(Unless by "done" he really means "rubbed out.")
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:17 AM
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14. "Done" could mean manufactured. |
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Matt could suddenly have different memories of the event and say he misspoke in his first testamony.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:33 AM
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19. As in, "cooking" the intelligence! That's the BushCo way. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 07:31 AM
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The phrase "wtf?" must be said daily by anyone listtening to the channeling.
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:57 AM
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2. A sound deconstruction |
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of a steaming pile of "disassembling." Nice forensics.
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:58 AM
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What press conference is this????? |
IdaBriggs
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:42 AM
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20. 11:00 a.m. Today (Monday, July 18, 2005) |
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As seen on CNN. I transcribed it using my DVR. :)
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:58 AM
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Of pure crap out of that babbling idiot!
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:58 AM
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4. Has anyone had the balls to ask the obvious "When did you know it" ? |
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Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 10:58 AM by RobertSeattle
Mr President, when did you find out that Karl Rove leaked the Plame's identity to the Press, and let me remind you that Commandment regarding "thou shalt not bear false witness"...
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:46 AM
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21. The reporters were only allowed "two questions" -- |
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The first question was what you saw, while the second was on the Supreme Court Nomination -- the reporter said something to the effect of "Now that you're down to the short list, are you going to discuss it with Congress so you can avoid a confirmation battle?" to which Shrub said, "Wow! Let me behave like a complete asshole in front of the Indian Prime Minister, AND the rest of the world by making 'jokes' about how come YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE REPORTER!" That boy (Shrub) was NOT raised right....:(
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Mon Jul-18-05 10:58 AM
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5. Score one recommendation. |
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:00 AM
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6. "if someone committed a crime, they will no longer |
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work in my administration". Which in layman's terms means..."I already know the outcome and everyone gets off scott free." He and Rove are just looking too smug these days. Like the cat who ate the mouse. Call me jaded but what keeps going through my head is the 9/11 investigation. Which was such a farce!
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:03 AM
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and they all do that, even when they are being led off to jail.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:04 AM
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8. Excellent recap, Ida *hugs* that nonsense line is a scary one |
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:07 AM
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11. And notice what he's NOT saying |
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He's not saying, "I believe Karl is innocent and support him fully".
He's not saying he talked to Karl about it and believes Karl is being unfairly targeted.
I believe Bush is leaving himself some wiggle room for the eventual firing (or rather, resignation) of Rove after those troublesome facts come out.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:11 AM
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A perfect use of the Repuke-to-human translator!
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:20 AM
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15. Does this mean Bush now must fire himself... |
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After all, drunk driving is a crime.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:21 AM
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16. mind if i use this in my local dem newsletter? |
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If I can, could you give me links to those qoutes? and I will be sure to give you full credit for it too.
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IdaBriggs
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:49 AM
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23. I transcribed it from CNN using my DVR. It was 11:00 a.m. today, |
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Monday, July 18, 2005. The white house website may have it up already, or you can search the CNN website, too. Feel free to use my comments. PM me if you need anything from me. Best, Ida :)
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:22 AM
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17. If this were a drinking game |
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all of it's participants would die of alcohol poisoning.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:24 AM
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"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who is spending time investigating it."
Mr. Bush is used to having the facts "done" by someone who has no time for the truth. I love this line. He's fixing the facts.
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Mon Jul-18-05 11:49 AM
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22. Notice now it's not "if they leaked" but "if a crime was committed". |
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He earlier said if someone in his administration leaked the info they'd be fired.
Now it's if a crime was committed, raising the bar and delaying the response.
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Tue Jul-19-05 06:48 AM
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26. And this discrepancy was pointed out on CBS news, very early in the AM. |
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In fact, the phrase "raising the bar" was used.
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IdaBriggs
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Mon Jul-18-05 07:55 PM
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24. Kick for the Evening Crowd. nt |
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Tue Jul-19-05 06:17 AM
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25. Kick for the Morning Crew. nt |
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Tue Jul-19-05 06:53 AM
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27. so you are going to wait for convictions |
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and then once the law is about ready to put them in jail, you are going to fire them!
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Tue Jul-19-05 07:36 AM
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Tue Jul-19-05 07:47 AM
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30. "WE have a serious ongoing investigation here." |
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This line was met with an almost raucus explosion of laughter by those in the room. I wondered about that - at first it made me happy, because I interpreted it as though Bush was loosing all respect with the Press corps and that they were actually laughing in his face. Then I had second thoughts and wondered if it was an inside joke of Bush belittling the investigation that he believes nothing will come of and that the insiders were laughing WITH him (kind of along the lines of "now where did I put those WMD's" at the press dinner.
So - were they laughing At him, or With him?
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