Do you think Rick Santorum masturbates to Dog Fancy or the AKC Gazette?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

I say he's a Gazette man, but that's just my view. What do you think his favorite breeds are?

[Melodybe]

1. Any small breed, they make his penis look bigger

[Racenut20]

2. U mean he gave up Western Pennsylvania Sheep ???????

[Proud2BAmurkin]

3. I think he's gone exclusively to the dogs.

woof

[rkc3]

10. Can't be too sure. After all, he practically invented shagging sheep

at the edge of a cliff - says they push back (to keep from falling over the edge).

That and using velcro gloves for a better grip.

[spuddonna]

5. The Amish were getting 'testy'... n/t

[Citizen Jane]

4. Isn't Dog Fancy the one with monthly pinup style centerfolds

If so, that would be my guess!

http://www.dogfancy.com/dogfancy/

[Proud2BAmurkin]

6. yeah but Repukes have a thing for eugenics

that's why I figured Gazette. Of course he might like the slutty mutty thing.

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. Oh, that is just wrong! LOL

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Snausages really turn him on

[Proud2BAmurkin]

9. .

:rofl:

[bhunt70]

11. I've been wondering, where does this story come from?

I see references about it but I must have missed that segment of my life.

That and the cat killer frist story.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

12. Santorum said if homosexuality was allowed

then we'd have to legalize "man on dog" sex and marriage.

Frist skinned and fileted cats in his basement. He adopted them from shelters and told the shelter workers he was going to provide them a home.

[bhunt70]

13. ok, I did hear the santorum thing, I didnt realize.

What the hell was frist thinking? that's diabolical.

[CottonBear]

14. Santorum likened gay sex to man-on-dog sex & to man-on-box turtle sex.

:eyes: :yoiks:

[Kikosexy2]

15. He ...

masturbates over Puppy chow commercials.

[pinto]

16. Locking.

A little over the top. Sorry.