"Rules for Stray Bush Admnistration Officials" by Iconoclastic Cat

[iconoclastic cat]

Rules for Stray Bush Admnistration Officials:

1. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if somebody did leak classified information.

2. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will fired if any of them was involved in the improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.

3. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are under investigation for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.

4. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are indicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.

5. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.

6. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced for that crime.

7. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to time a prison facility.

8. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility.

9. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a cellmate.

10. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a heterosexual cellmate.

11. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a heterosexual Christian cellmate.

12. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility and murder a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate.

13. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity, sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility, and are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate.

14. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate; and are sentenced to death.

15. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate; and are put to death.

16. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if they are dead.

17. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will fired if they are dead and cannot be reanimated using various salts described by H.P. Lovecraft in the story, "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward."

18. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if, upon reanimation, they attempt to eat the brains of other Bush Admnistration officials.

19. Stray Bush Admnistration officials will be fired if, upon reanimation, they...EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[mike_c]

1. heh, heh-- he said "brains...."

[Inland]

2. Oops, you forgot "Mother may I". And sending the form in triplicate.

Everyone's slate is wiped clean, even if they ate brains.