Today's Joke: How many Bushies does it take to change a light bulb?

[Ugnmoose]

The answer is 10.
> 1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be
>changed;
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb;
> 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the
>lightbulb or support darkness;
> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new
>lightbulb;
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
>step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";
> 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
>detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
> 8. One to viciously smear #7;
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
>a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
>screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

[Just Me]

1. *grin*

:+

[minxy]

12. smile

Gotta save this.........that says it all.

[peekaloo]

2. sweet.

:D

[orleans]

3. this is wonderful! and it's soo true.

did you make it up?
is there a link to a website with jokes?
damn! i could use another laugh!

[Ugnmoose]

4. I wish I were that creative

A friend of mine just sent it to me in an email. But please feel free to copy and send to everyone on your list.

[Clintmax]

5. Good One!

:rofl:

[ten]

6. Similar joke my gf sent...

> How many bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light
>bulb?
>
>
>
> None - there is nothing wrong with the light bulb. Its conditions are
>improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
>delusional spin from the liberal media. The light bulb has served
>honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting mission. Why do you
>hate freedom?

[Ugnmoose]

7. Welcome to DU ten

:hi:

[newyawker99]

11. Hi ten!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Mr_Spock]

8. Most excellent!

That's a good one - needs to be placed conspicuously at work :D

[Straight Shooter]

9. bush dressed as a janitor

No doubt with his suspenders pulling his pants up very tight :7

[Rosco T.]

10. gotta save that one :) n/m

[goforit]

13. Now thats a good one!!!...thanks.

:bounce:

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Or, 1A

Never admit that the light bulb is burned out. Don't have to deny it needs to be changed. Just don't admit it's not working. Like every single one of their intiatives.
The Professor

[bklyncowgirl]

15. Love It

[HughBeaumont]

16. None. They'll outsource the work to India - creates better jobs here.

:banghead: