OMG, Look at the Chimp! Is he on Drugs? -PIX->>>

[Stephanie]

He looks extra bizarre today. Too much partying last night?






President Bush remains tight-lipped about prospects for filling the vacancy on the Supreme Court, during a news conference with visiting Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the White House, in Washington, Tuesday, July 19, 2005. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050719/480/dcsa20607191640

[Captain Hilts]

1. I watched it. He seemed really brain-dead. More so than usual. (nt)

[ewagner]

2. For cryin' out loud

He's the frickin President, can't he get a good haircut anywhere?

[Ian David]

20. No, because he won't let a gay hair stylist near him

It makes Jeff Gannon jealous.

[Theduckno2]

55. It's too bad he didn't pick up any hard grooming tips from Paul Wolfowitz!

As for the haircut, they probably removed all the scissors in the White House after he was caught running with a pair (now safely stored with the pretzels). :)

[bahrbearian]

73. You're funny !

[mopaul]

3. a bit cross eyed there

what a truly amazing face

[Stephanie]

8. Save that one for your collection, mopaul

Although I can't imagine how you could distort that face any more than it already is.

[mopaul]

12. oh yeah, i save the good ones

he's a cartoonist's dream

[TheUnspeakable]

47. mopaul-I can't stop laughing at this pic!

i think it's the pretzel on his mind that's doing it !!!

[stevedeshazer]

54. Clem Kadiddlehopper

[azoth]

67. bwaaha OUCH that diet dew burned my nose!

[Jade Fox]

84. I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before! n/t

[Pallas180]

91. ya have to admit, it is slightly reminiscent of Alfred E Neuman of

MAD comics

[Snotcicles]

87. Crazy Guggenheim

[CelticWinter]

88. lol too funny

omg im lmao here thanks so much for making my day!!

Celtic

[beam me up scottie]

4. Too much partying at breakfast, apparently.

[thecrow]

5. HIs eyes aren't focusing on the same spot

[im10ashus]

6. Psychotic drugs at that.

Is that his Alfred E. Neumann look? What a joke he is.

[obxhead]

7. bet he's getting some of the

finest 'white' on the market.

[leftofthedial]

9. OF COURSE he's on drugs

that's the whole point. He's a narcissistic drug-addled sociopath.

and a moron.

[Lone_Wolf]

72. It's a well known "secret" in DC that he's on a high dose of Xanax...

In fact he's known as the Xanax Cowboy.

[Jade Fox]

85. That explains a lot....

Where did you get your info?

[alarcojon]

99. Yes, I'd also like to know

Do you have a link of any sort?

[Botany]

10. He looks like somebody you would move away from on a bus.

He is nutz!

[KCS72000]

102. If I saw this man walking towards me I'd cross the street

If I saw this man walking towards me I'd cross the street,
Hey, I'll give some change to pan handlers, but I keep away from the winos, they are too unpredictable.

[graywarrior]

11. Gomer Pyle genetics.

[pbartch]

27. You can VOTE on that picture too.

I just sent that picture and article to my Repuke friends.

[Guaranteed]

79. Read my mind. nt

[barbaraann]

13. Split Brain Work? (warning: tinfoil)

B. SPLIT BRAIN WORK

The brain is “bicameral” or two-sided. The two-sides (called hemispheres) communicate via a superpowerful connector called the corpus callosum. The left hemisphere is specialized in verbal-linguistic transduction of speech and analytical thinking (logic, math, cause & effect, language, & sequential thinking). The right side plays more of a role in holistic-metaphorical information transduction such as imagery (art, dance, intuition, subjective, spontaneous, holistic, & dream imagery). The primary role of creating imagery is carried out by the right side. Roger Sperry, a neuroscientist won a Nobel Prize for feeding information to only one side of the brain, and also for feeding simultaneously both sides of the brain different information. His results showed that the two hemispheres could operate separately at the same time. We hate to rewrite history, but the work that won Sperry a Nobel Prize was being done to unwilling human victims before his publicly known experiments. Sperry’s research left people wondering if it wasn’t possible to have one personality located in one hemisphere, and another person in the other. Psychologist Julian Jaynes wrote a book arguing that mankind used to have two personalities before the two hemispheres evolved an ability to integrate. (His book is The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind.) Before the public had heard about the ability of the two hemispheres to work independently, the Illuminati and MK-Ultra programmers were carrying out split brain programming, by two methods,

1. shutting down one side and communicating only with one side of the brain, and

2. by simultaneously feeding different information to each hemisphere.

This is often done by the victim being locked in place with their eyes forced open, and different movies shown simultaneously to both eyes. This creates a form of split brain programming. High speed films will be shown with one hemisphere receiving horror scenes and the other getting family settings. This makes the two hemispheres work separately and the victim feel crazy. The mind feels ripped apart. One hemisphere is trying to dissociate and is having a miserable experience, while the other side is experiencing something just the opposite. When high speed films are shown for split brain programming, the films are shown in 5 minute increments. Front alters may be shown good films to make them believe they live in a perfect world with a good family life. Right side satanic alters may receive horror films shown via the left eye. The right side of the brain doesn’t verbalize well, so this is one reason slaves have emotions without the ability to verbalize.

A possible third method is to use drugs that block the two hemispheres from communicating.

A fourth method in split brain work is to speak into the left ear while giving the right ear confusing noise. This last method is sometimes done to force alters to concentrate when learning scripts.

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/illumformula8chap.shtml

[Politicub]

14. His face looks like a cat's ass in that pic!

Or a pug's ass. I can't decide.

[beam me up scottie]

22. Hey! My cat's ass is much better looking.

[sam sarrha]

15. I didn't commit Treason... It was the fat guy ..ah ah Rove, thats it..yea,

it was that Rove fella , i never did trust that fat guy, he always looked sorta sneaky, yea, thats it, sneaky..That Rove fella, he's the guy, the fat one, he's sneaky..yea.. it's...him...not me, I'm Rich.

[whistle]

16. Got into those Aussie brews looks like.....

[Blue Belle]

31. OMG!!

That is my FAVORITE beer! :beer:

[JuniperLea]

17. you'd think

his doctors would have gotten his psych meds balanced by now!

[enough]

18. "tight-lipped?"

I'd say unhinged.

[mopaul]

19. WHERE have i seen that face?

[Pallas180]

92. nah, that looks more like Wolfowitz n/t

.

[DoYouEverWonder]

21. Look at the bruises of his left knuckles

They must be from the flop he took at the G8? Or are they new ones? How does someone fall on just their knuckles? Apparently he rarely puts his hands out to catch himself.

[confludemocrat]

24. They look like scabs on his knuckles. Fits. He's been dragging them.

Crazy looking freak.

[Lindacooks]

78. That was my point.

Why would he have injuries on his knuckles from a fall? Can't he turn his palms out to break a fall? Apparently his reflexes are that bad, or compromised, or something.

[vickitulsa]

23. Geez, is that for real??

But yeah, I guess it is.

Well, you can tell he's been getting out in the SUN way too much lately... see the redness and yet around his eyes his skin is white like he had on shades. Maybe he and that Indian PM were standing out in the yard at the WH and W didn't want to wuss out and get out of the sun when the Indian PM could take it even wearing layers of longsleeved white robes!

Definitely looks like the boy is feelin' downright LOOPY -- and well he should be. He can probably read the writing on the wall these days even if he does have trouble READING. I imagine his days and nights aren't going too swell of late. :evilgrin: :bounce:

[Crankie Avalon]

25. "Drunk? Who, me???...

...OK, look, maybe I had one teensy, eeensy
drinkie-poo weensy wouldn't hurt nobody..."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. What a sorry sight.

If you showed that photo to a bunch of people who'd never seen Little George, and asked them what they thought this guy did for a living, they might say:

Borscht Belt comedian
Clown at children's parties
Town drunk cleaned up for his court appearance

But the President of the United States? Looking like THAT? They'd never guess in a million years.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

26. "What, me worry?"

nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Worry.

[PurityOfEssence]

30. Shecky Bush, workin' the room. Be here all week; try the veal.

Ninny-boy is just unbearable when he tries to be funny or spontaneous, isn't he?

So George Bush walks into a bar. Fuckin' kills everybody.

[musette_sf]

105. hahahahaha

wasn't that in "Bad Cat"?... "thank you, thank you, we're Tony Brasciole and the Skeletons... we'll be here all week.. try the veal!"

NB: Any of the cats in "Bad Cat" look sharper than Georgie Butch these days.

[mondo joe]

32. Who needs Photoshop with a President who looks like this?

They ought to sue his ass for hurting their business.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

56. But just a few tweaks with Photoshop

et voila:



The sad thing is you don't have to do very much to get this result.

[goclark]

70. Looks like Paul Wolfie's twin

[sickinohio]

94. How FUNNY!!

Geez - I wish I had talent!!

:rofl:

[Terran]

33. God he is repulsive. n/t

[ironman202]

34. what's a protology examn???..whoa Doc, you ever spen time in prison?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

35. Somebody better call Barney Fife

Put Otis back in the drunk tank.

[spanone]

36. This man makes Gomer Pyle look like an intellectual.

[Carni]

37. What a freaking GOON!

I see these posts on here all the time with titles like "I think I am going to cry..." "I am in tears..." etc etc

I have never felt like crying over anything this admin has done
(I feel like doing other things that I will not mention here)

But THIS photo indeed makes me so embarrassed that indeed I may cry!

How in the hell do I live in a world where that unmitgated MORON -- that goony jack ass that can't even get a decent hair cut is the most powerful man on the planet? HOW?

Someone PLEASE explain it to me! Arrrrgggghhhhhh!

[Vinca]

38. He looks like Crazy Guggenheim.

Sorry, you probably have to be an older DUer to get the reference.

[Z_I_Peevey]

44. Hiya, Pootie-Poot! Eee-Eee-Eee

Yes, I can see it.

[stevedeshazer]

52. Oh, I get it.

[MN ChimpH8R]

39. Insane

completely, bat$hit insane. Or on some ungodly combination of Thorazine and high powered speed. More likely, both.

Really frightening.

"So I´m mad for this place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
And it´s here I shall always remain, haha
It´s here I shall always remain
But there´s just one complaint I´ve had so far
They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
They´re trying to drive me sane,ho ho
They´re trying to drive me sane,haha
They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
They´re trying to drive me sane,ho ho
They´re trying to drive me sane,haha
They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
They´re trying to drive me sane!"

-Napoleon XIV

[MN ChimpH8R]

41. This is even more on point

Doin' The Napoleon

Act like Napoleon and you will see
You can be anything you want to be
Stand real tall and look your best
Place your hand inside your vest
Havin fun, doin´the Napoleon

Actin´ like Napoleon
Jerkin´ like Napoleon
Struttin´ like Napoleon
Laughin´ like Napoleon

Jerk like Napoleon and you´ll agree
It´s kind of nuutty, it will set you free
Watch your inhibitions go
Think real big, your world will grow
Havin´ fun doin´ the Napoleon

Actin´ like Napoleon
Jerkin´ like Napoleon
Struttin´ like Napoleon
Laughin´ like Napoleon

Strut like Napoleon ´cause that´s the key
And maybe you´ll go down in history
Doesn´t matter what you do
You won´t need your Waterloo
Havin´ fun doin´ the Napoleon

Actin´ like Napoleon
Jerkin´ like Napoleon
Struttin´ like Napoleon
Laughin´ like Napoleon

[HughBeaumont]

40. "Hey, mah mama smells like compost!"

President Link - putting political cartoonists out of work since 12/12/2000 . . .

[Enraged_Ape]

42. Please, people, alcoholism is no laughing matter

If Bush can't get help at Charter Hospital, I hope he gets help somewhere.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. George make potty!! All by self! George big boy now!

:)

[CoffeeCat]

60. ROTFLMAO!! (NT)

[sickinohio]

97. HAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl: :spray:

[hippiegranny]

45. looks like they upped his meds

he needed a little extra help, what with his "brain", aka turd blossom, being in all kinds of shit stew.

[Pallas180]

95. actually he looks like he has high blood pressure & needs meds-

his face on my tv is awfully red.

[Neshanic]

46. "I'm gonna be on Teee Veee tonight! Yup, yup yup!"

[Hubert Flottz]

48. Laura asked him...

Are You Drunk Again? And He's lying his way out of it!

[DistressedAmerican]

49. I Just Had To Work With That Shot! Thanks Stephanie! Good Get!

[stevedeshazer]

50. Cartoonists and photoshoppers, rejoice!

I can't believe this f*ckin idiot is still President.

We're the laughingstock of the world.

[rucky]

51. News conference?!? But I'm in the middle of a Botox treatment. nt/

[Catherine Vincent]

53. Oh my dear God.

What is wrong with this man?

[MisterP]

57. it's so colorful--it's like the 4th of July! (he's lost it, honestly)

[Arugula Latte]

58. Please tell me that this is a bad dream that this fucking dipshit

is in charge of the most powerful country in the world.

Please. Please. Anyone? Pinch me. I'm begging you.

[Rob H.]

59. Just when you thought he couldn't look any dumber....

I'd hate to see the pics the photographer had to sift through that made this look like the best shot.

And instead of "tight-lipped," shouldn't that be "no-lipped"?

[CoffeeCat]

61. I've said it before and I'll say it again...

...SOMETHING is wrong with his left eye.

I've noticed this before, while he's been giving speeches.

The left eye looks fake, like a glass eye.

Check it out tonight, when he gives his big announcement.

Seriously.

[smirkymonkey]

62. Yes. Stupid Pills.

:dunce:

[DemonFighterLives]

63. Typical airhead.

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

64. "W-O-W.....

this is like the Shit that killed Elvis! Here try a little snort Rudy"

[BrklynLiberal]

65. This is one of my favorite shots of Dim Son

It just captures his spirit so perfectly...

[ltfranklin]

66. Farted? Wasn't Me, nope!

George Raises a Big Stink at State!


"Hold on there, Admiral...just a minute.....ahhhhh, goodun!"

[DoYouEverWonder]

68. Pickles looks like she's ready to crash

Either that or all that face work didn't agree with her?

[sickinohio]

98. Is that picture for real???

Her and chimpy sure look like they are hitting the xanax really hard, don't they?? I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I HATE all that LIPSTICK the chimps spouse wears - it gets all over her teeth and she doesn't bother wiping it off!!!

[dogday]

69. He has the same broken vein complexion as his Poppy

and that is usually caused from Drinking alot most of your life.....

[greenbriar]

71. What a fucking clown

dignity and honor my ASS

[yurbud]

74. they give him rocks of crack like herring to a trained seal

Speech, George, speech!

Good, crack ho, good boy....


Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[paineinthearse]

75. Photo from 4 days earlier of * stumbling out of the AF1 cargo hatch

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4135398&mesg_id=4135398

Look how deliberate he is trodding.

Must have been quite a bender!

[Sparkly]

76. LOL!!

:rofl: That SO looks photoshopped!! :rofl:

[Boo Boo]

77. Try covering half his face with your hand, first one side then

the other, and compare the two sides.

Right (your left) side: Clown
Left side: Horrified

Of course, your body's wired-up criss-cross to the hemispheres of your brain, so the right side of his face is the left side of his brain, etc. It doesn't surprise me that the right side of his brain would look horrified while listening to the dumbshit on the left making an ass out of himself, er... themselves.

On Edit: Apparently, the left side of the brain is the one that gets to talk.

[sakabatou]

80. Yeah... must be speed this time...

[Octafish]

81. "How many dead?"

"Only 25,000?"

[Octafish]

82. "It's hard work."

"It is hard work.
Real hard work.
It's hard work.
To look this stupid."

Sorry, Stephanie. I had to post twice. Unbelievable.

[Stephanie]

103. Unlimited passes! Free multiple posting for everyone!

The problem is, he looks thst stupid EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY.

[peekaloo]

83. W.C. Fields.

[nicknameless]

86. Oooooh. Perfect candidate for Photoshopping!

[maddiejoan]

89. Doodles Weaver

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[stevedeshazer]

93. Very nice Doodles reference

Ouch!

[skoppa]

90. Hey's thinking to himself....

"I just got 50 more people killed today."}(

[Warren DeMontague]

96. He's giddy--- because he knows how bad he's going to screw the people of

America with this nominee... for the next 30 or 40 years.

[Jack Rabbit]

100. I don't want to steal the thunder from another DUer, but it looks like

. . . Frank Fontaine, aka Crazy Guggenheim.

[roguevalley]

101. no. he's just a genetic numbnuts.

[DS1]

104. A part of my cries to know this idiot is commander in chief. Another part

of me laughs my fucking ass off at all the Republicans that voted for this fuckwit who just got fucked financially, healthcare-wise, or some other means because of his policies.

It's come to a point where if I saw a family living out of their station wagon with Bush stickers on it, I'd point and laugh at the stupid motherfuckers.