silverweb
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:36 PM
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Proposed ban on doggie sweaters?!?!? |
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Has anyone else heard about this nonsense? Here's the line from my emailed Grist Magazine headlines today:
"Recently, while the U.S. Congress debated vital constitutional amendments like banning gay marriage, banning flag burning, and banning those little doggy sweaters...."
I want to see this proposed idiotic legislation because otherwise I just can't believe it. I tried searching but got no hits, probably because the proposal is cloaked in legalese and I'm not using the right key words.
Anyone?
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Botany
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:38 PM
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1. First check and see what color was Gen. Lee's White Horse? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:39 PM
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The doggie sweater ban was thrown in to highlight how ridiculous the previous two bans are.
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silverweb
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:55 PM
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I was thinking maybe it was supposed to be some kind of homeland security thing -- you know, a terrorist might conceal some kind of explosive device under the poor dog's sweater and then attend a Seeing Eye meeting?
Next they'll be wanting to frisk the dogs. HA! That would be fun!
:silly:
I still want to know if this is just a joke or if it was really a legislative proposal -- and who the idiot is that proposed it.
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:45 PM
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3. Banning doggy sweaters is the only amendment listed that makes sense |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 01:45 PM by Lecky
:P
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Bombtrack
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:57 PM
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I might support public torture for the retards dumb enough to spend money like that on animals who have no idea what the hell is on them.
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Tue Jul-19-05 02:51 PM
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10. I am one of those retards. |
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My Rottie has a whole wardrobe of sweaters and sweatshirts. The dogs deserve to be kept warm in the winter, also. She even has a rabbit fur vest.
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dogday
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:59 PM
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6. Let em freeze their asses off -They don't need no stinking sweaters |
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Tue Jul-19-05 02:03 PM
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7. Well, that just shows how much YOU know! |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 02:03 PM by Boomer
Those stinking sweaters don't even cover their doggy asses to begin with. The ass (plus a few tender dangly parts for the boys) are just left hanging out in the cold breeze.
Brrr.
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Tue Jul-19-05 02:38 PM
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8. Yes, I don't know crap about doggie clothes |
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glad someone does....Makes sense, can't go poo with you bum covered...
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Tue Jul-19-05 02:46 PM
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In my badly fuzzy vision, your UU chalice there looks like someone's ass ;-)
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Tue Jul-19-05 06:34 PM
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11. More than a little fuzzy |
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Or you're thinking of an ass with some kind of hideous medical condition. }(
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