Randi: Republican Rehab

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Put down the kool-aid and drink the sweet nectar of freedom!

We're on.

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1. Check out these Latest Ratings from MSNBC Fellow Liberal

Hi Randi :hi:

And here ya go:

Do you agree with Pres. Bush's handling of the CIA leak investigation?

* 7978 responses
Yes 20%
No 80%

3:08 PM EST July 18th, 2005 :)

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2. Recounting the ever-changing rationales by Bush

Okay, if he leaks, and it's a CIA covert operative, and he's convicted, and he's sentenced to death, and, and, and, then maybe Bush will consider firing him.

Har de har har.

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3. The lying stylings of Snottie

"No, it's not a change in the administration's standards."

Okay, you have to have committed a crime to get ousted from this administration? Buh-bye Otto Reich, Eliot Abrams, John Negroponte, and on and on!

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4. The truth is that the Bush administration loves its thugs

Because it's full of convicted criminals. Rove is actually more likely in line for a promotion and a medal than he is in danger of being fired.

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5. Could someone on the DC police force give Rove a ticket?

That, coupled with Rove's confession of committing a crime, should finally be sufficient to require that he be fired, right?

First commercial break.

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6. Okay, you're the manager of an office

And one of your employees, through his attorney, confesses to committing a crime against the country to you. What do you do? FIRE HIM. How tough is this to get?

Tape of Helen Thomas asking why it's so difficult for Bush to call in Rove and ask him directly whether or not Rove's a criminal? Snottie spinning and obfuscating his pasty white ass off.

God bless Helen Thomas.

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7. Mock rant of Helen Thomas

Going off on Snottie McClellan, and the usual rejoinders to be expected from the spinner.

Hilarious!

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8. Rove likes to talk out of both sides of his mouth

So he can smear twice as many people! What's your excuse, Scottie?

Hee, hee, hee.

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9. Talking to myself again

Muttermuttermutter.