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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:00 PM
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A Diebold van passed me on the street today....
...Gad! I was swamped with a sense of evil. A white van with the name Diebold on the side. It pulled into the lot of a branch bank.

My immediate impulse was to chase it down and holler "Do you know what you are doing????????"

Have any of you seen those?
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:01 PM
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1. Uh, they also make ATM machines...
Could have been a service van.
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Pale_Rider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:06 PM
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2. Also could be a wireless 'hack' van ...
... driving around and seeing if there are any wireless networks they can hack into and remotely administer their election systems. :tinfoilhat:

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ParanoidPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:09 PM
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4. LOL!
:evilgrin: The white van across from my house has a 'temp' plate! :)
(Lots of antennas too!)
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:11 PM
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6. Are you sure it wasn't a "Cat Detector Van?"
From the Minsistry of "Housinge?"

3 points to anyone who gets the reference! (Easy)
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:24 PM
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8. come on I give up >>>>
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Paulie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:34 PM
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10. I'd like to buy a fish license
For my pet fish Eric. Picked him out of thousands, didn't like all the others, they were all TOO FLAT.
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JetJaguar Donating Member (207 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:36 PM
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11. Are all your pets
named eric?
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Pale_Rider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:12 PM
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12. Look, ...
... if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquiallism to
imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
semi-existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask
you to listen to this!
Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!.......

A one... two.... A one.. two.. three..four...


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Bushfire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 12:46 AM
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16. Sneak up on them and take pictures!
:evilgrin:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:06 PM
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:10 PM
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5. Did it have sticker that said "how is my driving"
call 1 800-eatshit
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:21 PM
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7. I'm keeping my eye open now..
...and if I run into one of them out of the van, I'm going to ask a few questions.
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 10:32 PM
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9. Come the next election
expect to see lots of unmarked Diebold vans parked outside of polling places.
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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:32 PM
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13. A Quizno's van passed me on the street today
I just can't shake it. Somehow I feel that they are coming for me. The guns are out tonight.
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TinfoilHatProgrammer Donating Member (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:35 PM
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14. chilling
Sleep with one eye open, my friend!

JC
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ParanoidPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-03 11:36 PM
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15. They're after the biscuit half!
:evilgrin:
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