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Wed Jul-20-05 07:04 PM
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| Are you a Bush voter & under 43? |
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you may have heard that the military is now taking recruits up to the age of 42.
so hasten thine pasty, flabby, jingoistic, flag waving ass unto a miltary recruiting office, and specifically request duty in Iraq. they need everyone they can get to go die for our oil supply.
what's stopping you? are you CHICKEN? don't you love america MORE than this 41 year old "hardcore angry leftist"? then PROVE IT. go free some Iraqis.
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| PretzelWarrior
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:06 PM
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| 1. holy cow! that's great! now I know how to make a living |
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I'm 36 and I can sign up so I can carry a gun around? shoot the sh!t? eat rations? go on long hikes? YEEHAAWW!
I'm actually thinking of doing that! what a great thing!
It'll be a race to see if I hit retirement or get my ass greased in some foreign country first
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| dbonds
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:11 PM
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| 2. Go become the "Lean Green Fighting Machine" |
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:39 PM
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| 4. are you referring to John Candy in STRIPES? |
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:42 PM
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Boom chugga lugga, Boom chugga lugga, Boom chugga lugga , boom
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| Dr.Phool
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:20 PM
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| 3. I think that may qualify Ann Coulter |
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:44 PM
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| 7. & they'd rather have men than women too, Ann's perfect |
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:43 PM
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| 6. Just to make it easier.... |
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Air Force 1-800-AF-UASF http://www.af.milArmy 1-800-USA-ARMY http://www.army.mil/Marine Corps 1-800-MARINES http://www.usmc.mil/Navy 1-800-USA-NAVY http://www.navy.mil/Armchair Warriors are sooooo yesterday! |
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Wed Jul-20-05 07:54 PM
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Wed Jul-20-05 08:00 PM
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| 9. oh right on. I think I'll post this on a couple other sites I visit |
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that have these gung ho types believing everything about Bush.
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