TruthIsAll
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Sat Sep-27-03 12:58 AM
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Meanderings of a moronic mind.... |
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Edited on Sat Sep-27-03 01:06 AM by TruthIsAll
In the run-up to the Iraq war, this very popular war president said that he was going to make sure that we were gonna fuck Saddam and then he told the world and congress that Saddam's WMD were an imminent threat and that Daschle was not interested in America's security and there must be a consequence for the actions of this mass murderer who has gassed his own people and has harbored terrorists and who has refused to let the U.N. inspectors do their job and since a dictatorship would be better as long as he Bush was the dictator he would not be diverted by a focus group of millions of world-wide protestors because he doesn't care what they think and one of the good things about being President is that you don't owe anyone an explanation for anything and you are either with him or against him and he expects the troops to pray for him because there is no room for discussion once he makes up his mind and God did choose him to lead mankind at this critical juncture in the war on terror and he has a clear mandate from the American people who let SCOTUS elect him to take whatever steps were necessary to insure their security and therefore this just war was necessary in order to liberate the Iraqi people and our troops will be greeted with flowers and love and then they will be home in a matter of months and now that the war is over I am going to visit the troops by flying onto an aircraft carrier just like I did when I fought in the National Guard and I will be hailed as a conquering war hero with big balls and although there are still remnants of Saddam's terrorist groups attacking our troops we will proceed with the necessary task of rebuilding Iraq using the best corporations money can buy and we can bring to the task like Halliburton and Bechtel and Carlyle and although I am too busy to attend the funeral of any soldier I did visit the 3rd infantry and told them they were doing such a wonderful job and they should expect to stay another six months in Iraq and though I had to reduce their pay they understood why since I also had to cut the benefits of veterans in order to allow room in the budget for an additional $87 billion on top of the $78 billion we have already spent in liberating and rebuilding Iraq and of course I expect the U.N. to join the multilateral effort to rebuild the infrastructure and provide troops because we have done the hard work and we expect their cooperation and if they don't help us they will become irrelevant and as for the remaining terrorists who are now attacking our troops who are still in harms way I say bring it on and we welcome foreign investment in Iraq so as to complement our effots but of course these must not be oil-related as we will retain full control of Iraq's current and future oil and gas reserves but the fact is that we disarmed Saddam who we know had a weapons program which you will soon read about in a devastating report from David Kay which we will soon release and will go a long way toward proving that Saddam had WMD which he is still hiding and we have found Al Qaeda links to Syria and Iran whose nuclear construction represents a significant threat to their neighbors in addition to the WMD which Saddam has hidden there just prior to the war but he can't hide forever and we will get him dead or alive just like we got his two sons and just like we said we would get that other guy what's his name over there in Afghanistan and we have no proof Saddam was involved in 911 but we strongly suspect he was because we know Al Qaeda have been seen in Iraq and now I must go speak to Rove who seems to be concerned about this guy Wilson who supposedly investigated the Niger link but I know nothing about it and you will have to speak to Condi about that although I can say that Tenet and the CIA are a great bunch of patriots and for the life of me I don't know why Rove is shaking in his boots right now..
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LittleApple81
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Sat Sep-27-03 01:00 AM
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1. It sounds about right... but I don't think his mind could issue |
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thoughts one after the other without causing overload.
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Sat Sep-27-03 01:37 AM
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2. Bush "stream of consciousness"? |
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Do reptiles have a conscience?
Actually, I'd love to be tapping into Dimson's thoughts these days (not now, I'm sure he's sleeping under the influence of barbituites or alcohol). He best get his story straight.
When the depositions begin, I hope they ask him about seeing that 1st plane flying into the WTC....I really want to see him explain that under oath.
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Sat Sep-27-03 01:46 AM
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I was gonna admonish you about making paragraphs until I realized your post was a giant SENTENCE. :D
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TruthIsAll
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:56 PM
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4. kick for the pacific coast crowd... |
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:01 AM
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Send that to buzzflash et al. Hell, maybe Skinner will put it on the front page here!
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Sun Sep-28-03 10:07 AM
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6. Condi, like Rove, is a bit under the weather today...Pootie, have a drink |
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