Trouble for *, so he's goin' to the ranch, what chores will he stage?

[Melodybe]

Big trouble for Bush, traitorgate/the DSM/the torture pics, he MUST go down to Crawford to take a break.

I'd bet a million dollars that his handlers will make sure to get plenty of pictures of Bush doing chores around the ranch. In two weeks they'll be needing something staged that reminds repugs that Bush is just an average hard working joe. SO, in your opinion what will the coked out, drunk little rich bitch be photographed doing on the ranch?

[fooj]

1. Shrub and his "Turdblossom"

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Peace.

[blonndee]

2. Clearing brush. Worked for him before!! nt

[DemBones DemBones]

6. I agree. Where's "clearing brush" in the poll?

Last time he did a photo op hammering some nails at a Habitat for Humanaity house, he hit his thumb with a hammer.

[rumpel]

3. Can someone bring in a fan, too?

[DemBones DemBones]

8. Does * HAVE any fans?

:evilgrin:

[Maple]

4. I understand that 'brush'

spreads like crazy in Crawford Texas, moreso than anywhere else I've ever seen, so I imagine he'll be cutting it back again.

Usually takes him about a month. Mind you, he'd probably get more of it done if he didn't talk to reporters at the same time.

[TahitiNut]

16. They're Bushes ... chopping them down sublimates his core self-loathing

It's the single sane synapse he has.

[Melodybe]

17. I love it, LOL! That made drink go up my nose.

[TahitiNut]

23. Snorting Coke, huh?

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

24. Good one, only unlike the chimp mine is of the cola variety.

[madrchsod]

5. practice not falling off his "mountain bike"

[mmonk]

7. Watch this drive

[dweller]

9. ignoring an impending terra-ist attack

that he already knows about.

worked before, didn't it?
dp

[NMMNG]

10. Maybe he could practice saying "nuclear"

Eventually he should get it right.

[Lannes]

11. Funny thing is that he didnt buy the ranch

until just before the 2000 election.He acts like its been in his family for generations.Fucking poser.

[madeline_con]

12. OTHER...

Deforestation is his hobby. He'll get on his damn tractor and clear some "underbrush".

[Swamp Rat]

13. Killing plants and animals?

Isn't that his hobby as well as his vocation?

[JohnyCanuck]

14. Maybe figuring that desperate times call for desperate measures

they'll decide it's finally time to put Dubya on horseback to remind the increasing numbers of doubting Thomases that Dubya really is a great Republican President, just like the popular Saint Ronnie Raygun who was frequently photographed at ease in the saddle.

Of course, Dubya with his well known ummm, how can I put this delicately,... antipathy towards horses will have to be heavily sedated and then tied or somehow affixed to the saddle so he doesn't tumble off like he does when riding a bicycle.

[Hippo_Tron]

15. How about building something and cutting his hands off with power tools?

Because he definately won't be sober enough to use them.

[Melodybe]

18. It might make the repugs feel sorry for him, and hey he couldn't sign

any new legislation, so a big plus there.

[Hippo_Tron]

20. He'd use his toes, his mouth, or...

I'd rather not think about that one. A few missing appendages never got in the way of fascism.

[DanCa]

19. None he'll hire hands to do chores.

Remember he aint a cowboy cuz he wears the clothes. He might do some cyphering though like jethro on the hillbilies, naught from naught is naught.

[skids]

21. Fixing his bike.

I heard it wasn't in such good shape... :evilgrin:

[Goldmund]

22. LOL

Great poll

:rofl:

[OneBlueSky]

25. uh oh . . . if he's going to the "ranch" . . .

I'm gettin' ready to duck . . .

[wli]

26. you forgot "staging 9/11 v2.0 then declaring martial law"

They're just that corrupt.

[Kahuna]

27. None. Because nobody cares about his phony photo-ops anymore.

nt

[Pachamama]

28. Milking a Bull?

:eyes:

[Melodybe]

29. Damn I forget that one!