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KarenInMA Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:09 PM
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We need someone to sleep with Bush, and videotape it.
Then we can get rid of him. Preferably a man.

If lying about..everything..and starting a war for some sick twisted notion of family revenge doesn't do it, one good blow job sure as hell will!!


C'mon...who wants to take one for the team???


:evilgrin:
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:10 PM
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1. no videotape is needed
just DNA
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:11 PM
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2. Nobody here would do it.
Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 03:11 PM by beam me up scottie
You'd have to ask a Log Cabin Republican.
:evilgrin:


edited to add: a really disgruntled one
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:12 PM
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3. There's probably one of them that's already done it.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:14 PM
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7. *snarf!
Just one ?
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:12 PM
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4. stay away from my horse!
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lies and propaganda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:13 PM
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5. Sounds like a mission for:
Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 03:14 PM by lies and propaganda
Jeff Gannon!

Hes a nice top, military stud who, isnt too mean, but never too nice either.

hahahahah, fond memories of GannonGate.

edited for spelling
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moodforaday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:13 PM
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6. Jeff Ganon
Save the bribe money.
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KarenInMA Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:15 PM
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but we need PROOF!
And it can be a woman. That would work too...
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:15 PM
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8. Unfortunately this POTUS has been impotent for a long time.
That's why Pickles had to have the Twins through artificial insemination.
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:13 PM
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14. I hadn't heard that before
is this accurate or were you just blowing smoke?
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:40 AM
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17. That's what I've heard,
Though I've not yet found a link to that information with a simple search.
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DemBeans Donating Member (669 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:36 PM
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9. ewwww, yuck!
Who in their right mind would sleep with this?



Oh, the humanity!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:37 PM
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10. Male or female?
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:40 PM
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11. I might die for my country, but
I would not . . . under any circumstances . . . sleep with :puke: Bush. Geez, I'll be nauseated all weekend just thinking about it.
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 03:41 PM
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12. We just need the Guckert tapes from his WH stays.
Guckert screwed junior, Rove, or Scottie....we know it....we just need the tapes.
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TexasProgresive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:01 PM
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13. If he was caught
romping naked with Gannon, Rove, the twins and Babs with Laura as the coordinating dominatrix I think his base's only comment would be, "He's so virile!"
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:16 PM
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15. Laura says she absolutely refuses, but that Karl might do it if the price
is right.

You know ol' traitor Karl, he'd sell out his mother just as fast as he sold out the country.
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garybeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:16 PM
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16. Jeff Gannon would do anything for a price, i'd bet
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:47 AM
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18. I'll do it for a million bucks and 2 paper bags
:evilgrin:
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Tommymac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:00 AM
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19. How about one of Santorum's dogs?
Would that count? Or does at least one of the participants need to be human?
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:06 AM
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20. Ahem. Back in the very early days of the unfolding Watergate scandal,
when I was in my 20's, I actually had an extremely vivid dream that I agreed to perform this very same "service" with Nixon. The plan (in the dream) was for the good guys to burst through the door with cameras aimed at the best "in fragrant delicto" moment of me in bed with Tricky Dick.

Even now I still shudder at the horrifying images played out in my dream. But I was most certainly ready and willing to do my patriotic duty and bring down our hated nemesis of the day.

Were I still the nubile young hottie that I was back then, I would certainly consider taking on this important mission. But, alas, what poor middle-aged charms I might bring to the task now would most certainly not be adequate.

The torch must be passed to the younger generation -- I did my part in the 70's, if only in a dream...

sw
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:09 AM
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21. Good god!
Are you still in therapy after a dream like that? :scared:

-LM- young but not a hottie, and apparently not that patriotic, either
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:15 AM
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22. Nah. It's just the price of being obsessed with politics.
;-)

sw
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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:17 AM
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23. Don't look at me!
The mere idea is enough to make me join the priest-hood and I'm not even Catholic! :scared: :puke:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:31 AM
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24. Eeeeew. Ick.
No thanks.

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