AGAIN My Head Explodes At The Sheer Evilness. But, This Time I Get Even!

[DistressedAmerican]

BUSHCO. The most evil corporation on earth!

I hereby declare that I will stop being shocked at the sheer greed, inhumanity and general evilness that these fuckers are capable of.

There is no depth to which they will not sink. No pinnacle of hubris they can not reach!

My head keeps exploding. Everytime I think this must be the final straw. Everytime I think America will not put up with this.

Well, Dammit! Take this iconic freeper and all around, mullet wearing MORAN! How about your damn head exploding for a freaking change!

UUUURRRRGGGGG!!!

On Edit: What do you know of this guy? What is the scoop? Tell your story here. Hell, feel free to make one up...

I'll never know the difference!

ENJOY THIS IF THE PHREEPERS HAVE YOU DOWN!:

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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Is he in Arlington now?

[DistressedAmerican]

2. GOOD EYE. I Was Wondering If That Was A Bit To Subtle!

:applause:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Not too subtle for a DUer. ;^D

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Does that guy have an official name/nickname?

I hate calling him "that 'morans' guy with the mullet."

[DistressedAmerican]

6. PLEASE POST ALL INFO YOU HAVE ON THE UNKNOWN PHREEPER!!!

AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW.

(No names or personal info please)

[KarenInMA]

9. His name is Jim.

He's a pretty nice guy, who thinks democrats and gays are the reason he can't get a job. Just because he keeps showing up late and/or drunk all the time, that's no reason to fire a patriotic, conservative American!

He knows that if it wasn't for mexicans and those uppity women who just want a job so they can blow the money on stuff like hair gel, shoes and food, he would be a manager at the plant by now.

He would NEVER take welfare or government handouts, except for the Stafford Loan he took his one semester in college ( he didn't do so well, had to quit) and is in default on, and his unemployment checks.

He hates unions but loves labor day, he has a "support the troops" sticker next to his truck, but was thrilled when his representatives voted to cut veterans benefits, he's never met a Muslim but knows that all 5 billion of them want him dead, women refuse to sleep with him because of his personal odor and his skanky mullet, but he's sure the queers all want to "turn him".

His last girlfriend left him because of Hillary Clinton, and Tom DeLay seems like a nice guy to him.

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Nice! lol

[DistressedAmerican]

12. FUNNY!

[getmeouttahere]

4. As evidenced by the Dems who voted for the extension...

of the Patriot Act, Byrd praising Bush for nominating Roberts, and many other issues too numerous to mention, it's obvious even the majority of Dems aren't willing to do what it takes to stop BushCo. So my mission is to do what I can to save the rest of the world from BushCo. In addition to sponsoring a child in Cameroon, I'm giving to organizations that are working for social justice and to help children, the most vulnerable in this war-torn world. Also, I am trying to save some money to make my escape from this vermin-infested country.

www.handsoffvenezuela.org
www.34millionfriends.org

[DistressedAmerican]

7. Good For You! If We All Do Something We Can Save What And Who We Can!

Sadly, it has come to that.

Please ses www.endtheabuses.org for some efforts by me and a bunch of fellow DUers to do our part defending some of the many victims...

[getmeouttahere]

8. Thanks for the reminder, distressedamerican...

I've seen your posts with the advert (for lack of a better word, it's still morning here) on endtheabuses.org

I will definitely check it out!

[Dragonfli]

10. Good one DA!

I have had a real crappy couple of days.
You almost got me to laugh.

I haven't been around much the last 48 hrs, just popped in a couple of times to check the news.

One outrage after another.
will the photos ever be released?

The only problem I have with the freep head exploding thing is that there is not enough raw material in an average freeptard head to facilitate an explosion of that magnitude.

The energy released from the explosion of a brain the size of a poppy seed would have far less effect, the cranial pressure produced by such an explosion would be comparable to "mouse flatulence in a closed room".

As gratifying as the visual is, the truth is less dramatic. After detonation, freepers merely appear to slump forward slightly. They are still at this point capable of giving the appearance of relative freeptard normalcy. Their friends seldom notice any difference and often keep home videos of them following balloons with sightless eyes to show off their cognitive abilities.

[KelleyKramer]

13. Wonder if that guy knows how famous he is?

Wonder if that guy knows that on the internet he probably is the most famous IDIOT in America?

Even if he has a computer he probably doesnt know how to use it.

Wonder if any of his freeptard friends have told him that he his the poster boy for stupidity?

[DistressedAmerican]

14. Kicker!

[DistressedAmerican]

15. ,,,

[DistressedAmerican]

16. kick

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. I googled that sign and got no answer on who he is.

Ya think he treasures the anonymity, or brags about it to his friends?


Great piece DA as always :D

:kick:

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Punt!

[tsuki]

19. I love that picture, but the best is Phreepers Phor Phonics.

[anarchy1999]

20. Dearest DA, this is one of the best ever. Thanks for keeping it alive.

What a "MORAN"! Unfortunately they have not a brain. Or maybe a few bricks short of a full load. God bless their little hearts.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. Kickin it for DA!!

You da man :D

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Thanks! Again!