TomClash
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:17 PM
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George W. Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:19 PM
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1. LOL! Thanks, that was a great laugh! (n/t) |
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:20 PM
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:24 PM
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3. hahahahahahahahahahaha |
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THANK YOU!
God I needed a laugh today!
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:25 PM
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4. Just received that the other day. I did a reply to the sender and |
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told her that it should be put over the west and midwest U.S. to help alleviate the heat wave there! His fan (lies) are that big and then some more.
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:28 PM
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I love it. A ceiling fan. Too much. My colleagues will love it.
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:46 PM
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6. Thx for the laugh, Tom |
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I want to send that to a couple of friends if ya don't mind.
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