Are you loyal to GWB???? Take the quiz.....

[jojo54]

Sorry if this has been posted before. I saw it looking for GWB jokes and just had to take the quiz.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blgeorgewbushquiz.htm

There's other quizzes too. I took the GWB loyalty test and scored a big fat ZERO!!!

Bwwwaaaaaaaaaa :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kliljedahl]

1. We tied, do we share the prize?

BTW, I love that section of About.com


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[Incitatus]

2. 0 for me too.

[Lord_StarFyre]

3. Good test

"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

That was my score...

I was torn on how to pick between "Choking on a Pretzel" or "Reading My Pet Goat" as his defining moment...

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. Hey, LSF, you and I garnered exactly the same comments

Great minds and all that! MKJ

[jojo54]

7. I put Reading My Pet Goat.

Anybody can choke on a pretzel, but any other president (IMHO) wouldn't know what to do if you were informed that the US was under attack. What a schmuck.

[marbuc]

27. definitely reading my pet goat

My feeling is he has spent most of his term behaving like a deer in headlights, while Cheney and his gang of thugs run amok.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. I got 0 and then some, below.

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

Hmmm, that's pretty much on the mark.:hi: MKJ

[TahitiNut]

5. Uncanny. It read my mind!!!

"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

[jojo54]

8. We'd all be lined up trying to be the first to drag him out

of the WH in handcuffs. Believe me, if it were me, the cuffs wouldn't have to be too tight to cut off circulation to his brain.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. My my I don't quite agree with the score

but oh well I guess I will have to lvie with it ( don't hate the dim sum, just his policies)

The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[XemaSab]

10. this is pure comedy!

What's the best explanation for the failure to find WMD in Iraq?

Bush lied to the American people
Bush was misled by faulty intelligence
It's Clinton's fault
Donald Rumsfeld forgot where he planted the WMD
The WMD will eventually be found

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

11. ROFLMAO..I took it again and answered like my idiot fundie coworker would

Look at the comments now. :rofl:

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life

MKJ

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. I was tempted

thanks this is funny but true

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

18. I know, once I stopped laughing, I realized, that's exactly how she thinks

She would unequivocally agree with that utterly ludicrous statement.

Funny, yes, but also scary. MKJ

[Deja Q]

12. Gee. 0.

[jojo54]

14. Yeah. Go figure. n/t

[DemGirl7]

15. I'm proud that I got a 0 on it

I'm also proud that I got another 0 on the Republican loyalty quiz
:dem: :thumbsup: :kick: :woohoo: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[yorkiemommie1]

16. 1 ???? I got a 1 ?????

dammit, i'm going to take that quiz again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


where oh where did i go wrong ??????????


edit; ok, i got a '0 ' this time. yeesh!

[Jazzgirl]

17. Okay....I took the survey.

See results below...

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.


:evilgrin:

[Rainscents]

19. I have no idea, how I got 1... LOL

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.:rofl:

BTW... Thank for the link! It was fun!

[southernleftylady]

20. lol how funny ;) nt

[Pithy Cherub]

21. A proud recipient of NO points,

not even one pity point...:rofl:

[ncrainbowgrrl]

22. What a great quiz.

I also scored a zero. :hi:

[mikelewis]

23. 1 on a scale of 1 to 10

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

I do believe families are were dream begin. I don't believe he gives a shit about anyone else's family but the statement's more or less true. They are also wrong about my greatest pleasure. That would be seeing him standing on a box with a hood over his head in Abu Ghraib surrounded by sado-masochistic Iraqi MP's. Of course he may like this so we had better find out from Gannon if this would constitute torture before we do it.

[karlrschneider]

24. Okay I will now go outside and shoot myself. I got a 1, somehow...

:eyes:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

26. it was the family/dream question huh?

Me too.


I will slither away now in shame...

[karlrschneider]

28. Musta been!

:D

[ladjf]

25. I'm so ashamed of myself. I scored zero on the Bush test.