Caption this * pic...

[sabra]

[SteppingRazor]

1. "It's Washington, Mr. President." Bush: "Washa-who?"

[Richardo]

2. Washington: "Everything will be OK 'til this idiot takes charge"

Have a good run 'til 2000, everybody!

[Wickerman]

3. Why yes, Mr President, Washington is, in fact, looking down on you.

[dogday]

4. It's only a picture Mr. President- It can't hurt you....

[underpants]

5. Washington:"THIS?!?! You let this piece of crap be in charge?"

[MN ChimpH8R]

6. Washington:

"Would that I could step forth from this painting and smite yon idiot monkey smartly about the head and shoulders..."

[lynettebro440]

7. We have the little boys you requested

in the back room, follow me.

[TriMetFan]

8. How can i get Gannon to re-do the decor in here.

[MemphisTiger]

9. This is the way to the oval office again sir

[sinkingfeeling]

10. "Your picture will hang over there as the Killer of Our Country, just

across from the Father of Our Country."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. "No sir, your portrait goes straight to the attic with Nixon's"

:silly:

[jane_pippin]

12. Uh, no sir, your portrait will be in the "Hall of Assholes" Right this way

[GreenPartyVoter]

32. *lmbo*

[Otm Shank]

13. "And on this wall...

...is a portrait of another framer who would put the smackdown on you if he could, Mr. President."

[On the Road]

14. Now There's a BAG News Notes Waiting to Happen

[trekbiker]

15. Chimpy McFuckNut goes to Washington....

[flordehinojos]

16. ROUGH ENCOUNTER OF THE FIRST KIND!

fEELING THE HEAT, CHIMPY CAN'T EVEN STOP TO FACE the PICTURE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON.
the guy knows he is such a fraud, he can't even stop to look at the picture of George Washington.
It is as if he knows that all the stains, blemishes, and dark spots of his fraudulent soul will stare back at him through George Washington's eyes.

[FreedomAngel82]

17. He looks really bored

He'd probably rather be at home playing commander in chief and with his GI Joe toys.

[XemaSab]

39. I think he looks baked

He has the "I am baked" caveman shuffle.

"Like whoa! They've got a cardboard cutout of Washington on the wall! Trip OUT!"

[liwkenne]

18. We often see visitors weeping in this room, Mr. President

because they suddenly realize how far we've fallen when someone like you can hold the same office as George Washington.

[Chipper Chat]

19. "Laura, what happened to my TV that hangs from the ceiling...

...and where's the lay-Z-boy recliner that I sit in to watch reruns of Hot L Baltimore?

[Crankie Avalon]

20. Chimpy: "And who painted that fancy-fangled thing up there?"

Guide: "The moulding over the entryway? I believe it was a maintenance crew, Sir."

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. No Mr. President. They didn't use paint by numbers........ n/t

[corkhead]

22. I GOTTA GO POTTIE!!!! N/T

[kliljedahl]

23. Down the hall and to your left, the picture with the pants, not the skirt.

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Otm Shank]

24. An American Judas

averts his gaze, unable to face the one he betrayed.

[Obamarama]

25. "We only display portraits of presidents who have been ELECTED..."

"Your official portrait will be displayed next to the chimp cage at the National Zoo."

[soup]

26. HA! You guys are really, really good! thank you for the captions.

Does anyone else get a weird 'Alice in Wonderland' feeling when looking at that photo? Some kind of strange angle thing going on. When I look at it, it gives the appearance that the left side of the area they're in is larger than the right.

[Lisa]

27. Bush: "What's that picture of my mom doing out here?"

Guide: "Actually, sir -- that's George Washington. Your mother's portrait is in the OTHER room."

[BreweryYardRat]

28. The best and the worst...

[HannibalBarca]

29. Bush to portrait

...."Heh Heh, that guy's dressed like a girl, he a fag???"

[chaska]

30. Yes, citizens, this moron is the reason I spin in my grave.

needs work

[Initech]

31. "See, Mr. President, you pretend to be this guy but you're not!"

[Duncan Grant]

33. Have these paintings brought to the Berghof immediately! (nt)

[Nevernose]

34. His whole perspective tilts to the right, doesn't it?

[peacefreak]

35. So

HE wuz the one that said "I can not tell a lie". That let's me off the hook, right?

[opusprime]

36. We had the maids...

put your toys in this room over here.

[two gun sid]

37. "...and sir, we placed the velvet painting of Elvis in a place....

of honor as you asked."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

38. and this is where we're going to hang you.

[Swamp Rat]

40. "Where the HELL is the bar?" ... see pic here:

:D

[ksilvas]

41. *Bush* "Who are these people?" or

"Sir, you didn't pay, you'll have to leave."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

42. "One of these Georges' is not like the others"

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

[globalvillage]

43. Several million people just called

to say they'll help you with the down payment if you can vacate your current residence in the next 30 days.