C'mon! Let's try, for once, to say something nice about Bush

[Montauk6]

I'll start:

George W. Bush has helped us fully understand that peace, liberty, an honest electoral process, and an informative media, among many other things conducive to a great America, can NEVER be taken for granted.

[brainshrub]

1. Bush was very presidential at the World Series after 9/11.

The "Do Not Call" list is pretty cool.

[KG]

80. i hear he makes a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[swag]

2. He signed into law the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003.

http://www.spr.org

[Flying Dream Blues]

88. Too bad you have to be in a USofA jail to be afforded those protections,

but it's still a good thing!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

3. I'm positive that Herr Busch is a...

...war criminal.

That's about as positive as I'm ever going to get about that fascist.

[Montauk6]

7. uhhh... O-kayyyy... Hey! That's a start. Can't you feel the love?

I'm feelin' it (or maybe it's the Freedom Fries I just had, BURP).

[Richardo]

4. I like the national no-call bill

[crispini]

11. Yes. The do-not-call list is very good.

Can't think of anything else he's done I like.

[Snotcicles]

42. What is this a damn love fest? n/t

[Telly Savalas]

102. There some legislation a few years back that...

cleaned up sulfur emissions in diesel fuel.

It's a pretty bad sign when telemarketers and diesel fuel are the only two things you can point to as good policy for a guy who's been president four and a half years.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. He's just another mere mortal

and is doomed to die alone, just like all the rest of the people of the world.

From me, that's abaout as good as it gets for that sumbitch.

[flamin lib]

6. He's a lame duck . . . nt

[Bullwinkle925]

12. Hahahaha

I had to read that twice - first time I could have sworn it said "He's a lame dick"..........LOL

[flamin lib]

22. No, that would be limp . . . nt

[Bullwinkle925]

54. That is, we're supposing he even has one??

[LeftNYC]

8. only a couple more years left?

nt

[canadianbeaver]

9. :o)

[lynettebro440]

10. He is as good

as any ass wipe product on the market these days.

[madinmaryland]

41. Is that product designed

to remove santorum?

[samdogmom]

13. His four letter name isn't a swear word? ....(yet)!

[SammyWinstonJack]

55. It is to me!

[samdogmom]

76. LOL. Go BUSH yourself! So, there!

This feels good. We just need a consensus definition. Go BUSH yourself means: fill in the blanks--

[Uncle Joe]

14. He is not a twin and cloning humans is illegal. n/t

[CitrusLib]

32. He's not a twin, but Jeb is worse!

[Montauk6]

15. How about this one?

For years, Americans have been conditioned to believe that this country is ALL THERE IS and everywhere else is a hellhole.

Thanks to George W. Bush, I now realize that there are other options.

[warrens]

16. He has helped me to appreciate the good sides of

Ronald Reagan, Dick Nixon and Saddam Hussein.

[SCDem]

17. Bush has a nice dog

:)

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. He occasionally puts money into the Maine economy when

throwing parties at his compound.

[kenny blankenship]

19. Still not as bad as Hitler

yet.

[immoderate]

87. But he's keeping pace.

--IMM

[eeyore]

20. He plays that cowboy character real good!

Especially for a blue blooded yank!

:shrug:

[Otm Shank]

21. Because his policies induce vomiting

there's no need for ipecac anymore.

:puke:

:)

[KansDem]

23. OK, here goes: "Bush is very mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Bush is very mmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmoo... Bush is very mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooorr........oooooooooorrr.....a...oooorrrrraaaaa.....aaaa......llaaalllaaaaallllllll."

Damn, I can't type "Bush" and "mmmmmmmmoooo..."(oh, you know that word fundies like to use to describe Bush) in the same sentence!

[HughBeaumont]

28. Fonz is in the house!

Think there's a lot of Fonziness when it comes to trying to say something nice about Lancelot Link.

Myself, I can't even say his NAME, much less something NICE about him. I hope he drowns in a bucket of shit while candiru swim up his toothpick and feast.

[BeyondThePale]

29. Is "moronic" the word you are looking for? (or perhaps moranic)

[BeyondThePale]

24. He is very creative in his use of the English language!

[Montauk6]

25. We now can better appreciate the genius of Dan Quayle.

[Otm Shank]

34. LOL!

Zing!

[tavalon]

95. Love that one!

[CitrusLib]

26. He's not a family member, so

I don't have to sit next to him at Thanksgiving or remember to send him a birthday card.

[Ganja Ninja]

27. He's convinced me that alcohol & cocaine are for losers.

And he taught me that being born rich can help make up for any other personal shortcomings you may be born with.

[ET Awful]

30. He succesfully brought to an end those long, agonizing years of

peace and prosperity.

:evilgrin:

[rinsd]

31. Two distinct eyebrows, no uni-brow on that guy! (nt)

[hippiegranny]

33. It is very nice

that he cannot run again in '08.

[sinkingfeeling]

36. He's made moving to a different country much more appealing.

[Montauk6]

39. OOOOH, I just thought of this one.

George W. Bush will finally create new jobs at the end of his term.

There's gonna be a TREASURE TROVE of opportunities for aspiring, out-of-work comedians when the plans for his Presidential Library are initiated.

[jmm]

46. Let's not forget about all the jobs he's created in the military.

Meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

[Flying Dream Blues]

91. yet. nt

[MsTryska]

35. didn't we do this last week?

i think we should limit this to one time per term.

[deminks]

37. Nope!

Sorry, can't do that right now. :dilemma:

[chaska]

38. One day he'll make damn fine fertilizer.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

40. he has really nice suits

Can't say much about the ties, though.

[redqueen]

43. Dubya made me realize how dangerous religion can be. n/t

[kliljedahl]

44. He didn't kill his mother, yet.

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[flyarm]

45. ok

he is a no good scum bucket , slim ass, lying piece of shit...good enough..let me go further he is a murderer..and pond scum!

there ..as nice as i can conjure up!!

[Montauk6]

47. The only other thing I can think of...

He hath made us see the error of our ways.

From now on, when a President's only shortcoming is his marital infidelity, we will embrace him with our love and forgiveness.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

48. I have learned an immense appreciation

for the 25 untainted letters of the alphabet.

[Touchdown]

49. They already asked this "for once" on April 18, 2004.

Don't ask again!:puke:

[Otm Shank]

52. aww, let us newbies have a little fun n/t

[Otm Shank]

50. So far,

he's only figuratively f*cked us all.

[kohodog]

51. He has a cool bike n/t

[phillinweird247]

53. The only positive thing I could think of...

For this piece of human shit is that apathy towards politics is dangerous and that everybody should get involved or people with agendas will use you as fodder

[WilliamPitt]

56. I'm glad he said something about steroids in pro sports

[jsamuel]

57. He apparently doesn't beat his wife or children.

That's a plus!

[Catherine Vincent]

58. Bush gave a very good speech about President Clinton

during the unveiling of Clinton's official portrait at the white house.

[bushisanidiot]

59. He doesn't eat his boogers in public any more (that we're aware of)

heh..

[in_cog_ni_to]

60. He has taught me that Pretzels and bikes are dangerous

and should be used with great caution.

[jane_pippin]

61. He has given comedy writers LOTS of material

Thanks Shrubby. Thanks for helping America laugh.

[CountAllVotes]

62. Guy James says he wears nice suits

might be the case but I cannot confirm this because I cannot stand to watch nor look.

*eek*

:kick:

[ernstbass]

63. Owns dogs - likes Tex mex food

[spanone]

64. He's the Idiot Son of an Asshole. Best I can do.

Can you feel the warmth????

[VOX]

65. His attempt to master the Segway still amuses me to this day.

How can you not like this kind of physical comedy? ;)

[Algorem]

66. His gravesite'll make a fun toilet.

[Loge23]

92. he's waking us up, finally

[VelmaD]

67. Nope...not gonna do it

Nope

[Mizmoon]

68. He never stabbed me in the eye with a pencil

It's true. He never did.

[sakabatou]

69. It's good that he... uh, lived through the pretzle incident... no wait...

Darn, I can't think of anything...

[DelawareValleyDem]

70. He's left no male heirs

None that we know of, anyway.

[youthere]

71. He's not afraid of manual labor...

I've never seen ANYONE work so hard at avoiding responsibility.

[no_to_war_economy]

72. he looked normal as a child

[Kahuna]

99. Maybe you can find a better baby picture. In that one he still

looks evil and shifty.

[texanwitch]

73. He has created extra jobs in graveyards for grave diggers.

Hell, it's a job. Somebody has to bury the dead military personal.:sarcasm:

[brainshrub]

74. President Bush is to journalism what WWII was to rocketry.

This administration will either kill it, or a new and hardier form of journalism will arise.

I think the latter is happening, although it's difficult to make out where everything will end up.

[Hosnon]

75. Afghanistan

[ksilvas]

77. I've never actually "seen", a picture of him eating babies.

[Catholic Sensation]

78. he's very physically fit

[ismnotwasm]

79. Ok , I'm game.....................

But why did you want me to say it?

[DanCa]

81. Uhm Okay .... Never has a man has done so much with so little.

It's kinda like watching president rainman. :D :D

[DanCa]

101. He makes Dan Quayle look like a genius (nt)

[Nevernose]

82. Often well dressed.

[noiretextatique]

83. he'll look great in an orange jumpsuit nt

[rumpel]

84. His dogs are cute.

[immoderate]

85. He made Nixon and Reagan look good.

Sorta.:shrug:

--IMM

[Sapphire Blue]

86. He will look good behind bars

[stepnw1f]

89. He Has Exposed the Republican Fascist Agenda!

Although dumbass Fox followers still believe in right wing fairytales.

[NeoConsSuck]

90. 1) He's given me great pride

in my ability to ride a bicycle for 30 seconds without crashing it.

2) After living through his mis-administration, I've never been prouder to be a Democratic Socialist.

And the list goes on, and the beat goes on...

[Horse with no Name]

93. He instilled in us the important message

that you are judged by the company you keep...
Rummy...Cheney...Rice...Gonzalez...Rove...etc..
Some fine company there Georgie...

[senseandsensibility]

94. Why?

eom

[Kahuna]

96. I like the way he eats pretzels. I would like to see him eat many more.

nt

[Coexist]

98. soda through nose - thanks!

tee hee hee.

[brettdale]

97. He gave Letterman and Stewart

A lot of material to work with.

[cascadiance]

100. His hair isn't all gray yet..

Which is not to say that he doesn't work hard to give us all more gray hairs!

[October]

103. He likes cats?

[Lisa]

104. he makes me so proud to be Canadian!

Oh, and he reportedly likes chocolate and mystery novels.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

105. He starred in a great movie - Fahrenheit 9/11

[Spider Jerusalem]

106. His neckties are usually very nicely and symmetrically knotted.

Best I can do, I'm afraid.

[Vinca]

107. He's got cute dogs - best I can do.