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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:13 PM
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I am extremely ashamed to admit this, but my grandma thinks Bob Novak
is sexy. I'm thinking about changing my last name.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:13 PM
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1. Novak sexy
Novak is freaky.
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alcuno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:14 PM
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2. Tell grandma to focus in on his teeth.
She'll change her tune.
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:14 PM
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3. My condolences.
Have you applied for Witness Protection?

My mom had a crush on David Gergen, but NEVER Novak.
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:15 PM
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4. Don't change your name change your grandma
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:16 PM
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5. I'm thinking about
losing my lunch. Uch. :puke:
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:18 PM
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6. He'll look even better in those metal bracelets...
He'll soon be wearing! Hopefully his fellow inmates won't find him as sexy.
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:20 PM
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8. I hope the inmates do find him sexy
he could use a good cornholing!!
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AnnabelLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:19 PM
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7. I wonder if she'd think that
If she'd seen his eyebrow falling off on TV.:-)
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:21 PM
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9. hahahahahahahaaa!
Thanks for the belly laugh. I'd forgotten about the eyebrow.
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:24 PM
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10. I forgot to mention she's got the hots for Rumsfield too!
Now my head is really hurting.
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 08:26 PM
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11. I'm very sorry your granny needs to see the opthalmologist right away!!!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-03 09:51 PM
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12. And how long does your therapist suggest it will take
to get that image out of your mind?

eeeeyewwwwww!
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