I'm going to burn my birth certificate, . . .

[KerryOn]

burn my social security card and burn my drivers license.

Then I will get a fake green card, a fake social security card and a fake drivers license.

Then with very little effort I will get -
free health care ...
a large discount for a college education ...
Government subsidized housing ...
Welfare and ...
I will pretty much be guaranteed a job in the US work force.

[JanMichael]

1. I don't follow, do you have a drug conviction?

Seriously, what's your point?

[KerryOn]

19. My point is simply that I'm

fed up with * and his relaxed open border polices.

[cry baby]

24. You make it sound like illegal immigrants have the "Life O' Rielly.

If you want to trade what you have for what they have, I'm sure you wouldn't have to ask too many to find a taker.

[ret5hd]

2. yeah, you go ahead and do that...

i triple dog dare ya...
you'll soon find out what a myth those rw myths really are.

[ret5hd]

16. Testing...Testing...1 2 3...Is this mike on? Come in, KerryOn...Testing...

[SmokingJacket]

3. Go for it!

Suddenly, you'll find yourself deported to Syria.

[hippiegranny]

4. do you have a point?

or have you gotten tired of trolling?

[Toucano]

18. What? Another dramatic unmasking?

These are always entertaining! :popcorn:

[WindRavenX]

5. all to prove...?

That you're a massive idiot? :eyes:

[eleny]

6. Then you can enlist in the military and become a citizen!

:rofl:

[lady lib]

7. Is there something in the air today? What's going on?

:yoiks:

[proud2BlibKansan]

33. Those other sites

these types normally frequent must be rather boring today.

OR maybe there has been a planned invasion. You know, like we get together and plan to write LTTEs and to our congressman, etc. Maybe THEY get together and plan to invade DU and interfere with cancer patients' health care.

[Nevernose]

38. Apparently its "immigrants" interfering w/ people's health care. n/t

[Eloriel]

41. Yep, that'd be my guess

Pretty transparent to longterm DUers, huh?

[AtomicKitten]

8. and don't forget to burn

your library card and your Costco card too.

Yeh, that'll fix 'em.

[Tommymac]

9. Hmm, sounds like the tripe I used to hear

sitting at a rural bar and listening to the local KKK'ers whine.

[m0nkeyneck]

10. i like bananas...

[sweetheart]

17. i do too!!!

Wow! :-)

[Gabi Hayes]

32. so does our leader.....

[justinsb]

11. Hope you enjoy cleaning toilets for $2/hour

the government subsidized housing will help though, since you can't buy groceries on what you make, you can eat the Rats that live with you (so long as the building - which should have been condemned in 1975 doesn't actually fall over). As for Welfare and health care, you won't get that but perhaps on your way out the person at the welfare office can find you a first aid kit.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. That's some pretty overt racism you're posting there

[SoCalDem]

13. Good luck with that "plan"

Oh.. and thanks for the contributions you have already made into SS. Since you won't be claiming them:) I'll be needing them in a few years :loveya:

[cry baby]

14. maybe the college education should be 1st on the list!?!

maybe some humanity classes interspersed with govt. classes.

Or are you just joking and I just don't get the joke?

[sasquatch]

15. So what do you want on your tombstone?

:evilgrin::popcorn:

[SoCalDem]

22. pepperoni?

:)

[sasquatch]

25. Can we have onion and sausage too?

:)

[kliljedahl]

26. I like anchovies

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[sasquatch]

30. Anchovies are awful but Habanero sauce is AWESOME

:9

[Gabi Hayes]

34. try some of this

lots of habaneros here

[kliljedahl]

36. Habaneros, love Habaneros

[Media_Lies_Daily]

20. Is there some reason behind your rant?

[SoCalDem]

21. PS. Hope you enjoy that job

trimming palm trees, landscaping, picking berries/lettuce/tomatoes, roofing houses in 110 degree heat, de-gutting chickens..

Enjoy your new American Dream:)

[kliljedahl]

23. I thought the full moon was last week

They're out in full force today:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4198314


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Nevernose]

39. Summer vacation. Happens every year. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. That low post count is always a dead giveaway n/t

[KG]

27. what a smelly, steaming pile.

[uppityperson]

28. :sarcasm: would help

Oh, don't forget the color tv too. :sarcasm:

[MissB]

42. No toaster?

Damn.

[matcom]

29. that you Rush?

you forgot to add that: "I will work 15 hours picking fucking tomatoes in the California heat for $1.15/hour to support my family back home because nobody else is willing to do it and it is all the work I can find."

is there still time to edit your OP? :eyes:

[Nevernose]

31. When do immigrants get any of that? Ridiculous

EVERYONE can get treated at emergency rooms, or at least they could until recently. Of course, they still send you a bill. This forces poor people (many of whom are immigrants) to go to ERs for what should be routine care.

Since when do illegal immigrants get discounts for college educations? First time I've heard that particular accusation.

Gov't subsidized housing. Do you mean the oh-so-glamorous housing projects that HUD is so quickly cutting back on, or the internment camps they house migrant farm workers in? You have to live in a box under a bridge to make those places look attractive.

Oooh, welfare! You must be implying that most immigrants are single white women, citizens, with two children, and are on welfare less than two years. Because that's who the average welfare recepient is.

Hell, anyone can get a job at McDonald's, or picking fruit, or making the semen-caked beds of Motel 6s on the interstate. Some of them can pay as much as FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR. Quit your job, and go take one of them before the immigrants steal it out from under you.

[ksilvas]

35. America, love it or leave it. Better dead then Red, (sarcasm off)

[Solly Mack]

37. do what John Howard Griffin did...then get back to us on how much easier

you have it.

[Book Lover]

43. Anything in particular bring this on?

[Junkdrawer]

44. Nothing unifies this place like a good troll attack....

Thanks.

:thumbsup:

[Blue-Jay]

45. You gotta be fucking kiddin' me.

Nope. I didn't detect any sarcasm in that post. I guess you're not fooling kidding anybody.

[despairing optimist]

46. You can burn *copies* of those documents, but not the originals

The original records remain on file at the appropriate agencies. Then, when you get the fake documents to replace them and a government agency, say the IRS or the FBI or the Secret Service, gets called in someday to investigate, you'll be in a whole lot of trouble and famous for at least 15 minutes.

There is one workaround: become a Bush Pioneer and maybe he'll cut you a favor. After all, he did no less for himself when he became governor of Texas and erased all records connected with his previous driver's license.

[pinto]

47. Locking.

OP is a string of insinuations and assumptions about immigrants.