elehhhhna
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:32 AM
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Bush Starts Annual Month Long Vacation. How long 'til new WIPEOUT photos? |
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Edited on Wed Jul-27-05 08:33 AM by elehhhhna
It's hard werk bein Prezzydent. How long 'til he falls off the wagon--er-- "bike" ?
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SalmonChantedEvening
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:34 AM
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1. When does the plane land? |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:36 AM
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3. The over/under is 6 hours after touchdown. |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:47 AM
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15. Rule #1257784126654954(a) for Monkeys on vacation. |
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No horse milking while mountain biking.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:38 AM
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5. Yeah, he'll probably stumble down the steps 'cause he had |
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one too many of those, there Kool-aid drinks.:hangover:
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:39 AM
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Good one.
Figures he goes on vacation in Crapford Tx as the temps are hitting their highest of the year. I think he does it intentionally to screw with the media since he hates them so much, especially now (it seems to me).
Anybody think he'll cut something off while sawing brush?
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:42 AM
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12. Anybody think he'll cut something off while sawing brush? |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:36 AM
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2. and why does he always land on his monkey ass face? |
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i suspect siezures for my wild conspiracy theory, but it's probably as mundane as a bottle of jack.
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elehhhhna
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:38 AM
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4. Mo it's time to break out your Bush bike sig pic... |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:41 AM
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10. Well if you want a conspiracy theory... |
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Spice it up: S&M? :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:38 AM
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6. jesus H this guy spends more time on vacation than |
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he does working. It's crazy really.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:40 AM
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9. Yeah, nice job if you can get it. eom |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:40 AM
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8. He's fixin' to stink up Texas, AGAIN.. |
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Why doesn't he go vacation at the family estate in Kennebunkport.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:55 AM
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17. Because he's already read their only book |
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Wed Jul-27-05 03:42 PM
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20. Actually, this is his favorite book: |
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Goes with My Pet Goat nicely.
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Wed Jul-27-05 03:55 PM
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21. I think the adopted son, Willie, has *'s room... nt |
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:41 AM
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11. Yes, I need to update a couple of my pics |
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i hope the photographers are ready with camera in hand!! he he!
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:42 AM
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Pros: I don't have to accidentally run across him on the telly. Cons: Vacation in Crawford, he's too damn close to me and therefore the target is now set on Central Texas. Can't imagine what you all NYC people go through everyday.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:46 AM
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14. If he visits any elementary schools in Austin or San Antonio |
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and takes along his copy of "My Pet Goat", watch out! :hide:
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:47 AM
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16. It will be before noon on day 4. |
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Put me down for that slot in the pool.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:55 AM
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Then despite Andrew Card having the info there will be a 60 hour gap while documents get shredded.
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Wed Jul-27-05 08:56 AM
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19. Since Our Great Leader (OGL) will already be "shredded"... |
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Wed Jul-27-05 04:07 PM
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22. We need to take up a collection for a Harley! |
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Those 80 mph crashes cause some Serious road rash! If John Kerry can ride a Super Glide, it's the least the chimp could do to try and keep up! Maybe Bush is too sensitive to ride with the big boys on the big toys...
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Wed Jul-27-05 04:15 PM
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23. Now, let me see if I got this right |
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Hand clutch, foot brake, hand brake, foot shift, hand throttle, semi truck........oops. Ow. Ow. Owee. That'll leave a mark.
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Wed Jul-27-05 04:31 PM
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...fall off a mountain bike? Overturn the golf cart? Just stumble over his own feet? Plus who knows how many catastrophic possibilities are encompassed within the universe of treacherous farm tools and implements?
The question is, will someone be there with a camera???
One thing we know, * won't be injured by a horse while on his phony pig farm: he's ascairt of horses (who have a low tolerance for sadists and a-holes)
:popcorn: :rofl:
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