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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:46 AM
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Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
“Even maniacs need time to reload, but it is a rare quirk in history when they all run out at the same time, and anyone who has spent any time around wars will tell you that a sudden calm, for no reason, is almost always a time to get braced.”

- Hunter S. Thompson, January 20, 1986

The First Marine Expeditionary Force, which took part in the initial invasion of Iraq more than two years ago, is suiting up for another deployment to the war zone. For many in this vaunted crew, it will be their third deployment to that country since all of this began.

And George W. Bush is heading off for another month-long vacation in Texas.

One thousand, seven hundred and eighty four American soldiers have been killed in Iraq since the Marines first landed two years ago. Thirty nine of those deaths have taken place in the month of July. The civilian casualties in Iraq have skyrocketed. The man who has run the Baghdad morgue for the last 15 years, Faik Amin Baker, says, “Before the war we used to get maybe 250 bodies a month. Now it is 800 or 900 a month from the Baghdad area alone. The situation has worsened dramatically. We cannot cope.”

And George is going on vacation, again.

Bombs are going off inside the subway system of America’s most stalwart ally in the Iraq fiasco. Britain endured four deadly explosions a few weeks ago, four almost-explosions a few days ago, and the nervous London coppers are shooting the dog out of anyone who even vaguely appears to be packing plastique.

George hears this and thinks, “Break time.”

French news reports after the first round of bombings indicated that the explosives used may have come from the al Qaqaa facility in Iraq. You remember that one: The bunker filed with high-yield explosives that was unlocked and opened by U.S. forces last year, left totally unsecured because they didn’t have enough troopers to guard the thing, and then looted completely by persons unknown. The invasion of Iraq, touted as a necessary step towards safety and security for the American homeland, has been proven beyond doubt to be the initiator of deadly peril to America and its war allies.

And George thinks, “They ain’t gonna bomb Crawford. I’m out of here.”

Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has widened his probe of the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame. He is moving beyond questions about who said what about Plame to whom, and is augering towards the larger issue: How the outing of Plame by White House officials was part of a larger plan to distance the Bush administration from all of its lies about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, and how they managed to lay the whole mess at the feet of a quietly outraged CIA.

And George shrugs while packing his bags.

Fitzgerald has interviewed Former Assistant Secretary of State John Bolton, Deputy CIA Director John McLaughlin, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, former Secretary of State Colin Powell, former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, current White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, senior White House Aide Karen Hughes, Vice Presidential Chief of Staff Lewis Libby, Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove and former CIA spokesman Bill Harlow, among many others. Rove and Libby, to date, are the chief suspects in the outing of Plame, and face perjury and obstruction charges if the deal goes down.

And George says, “Karl who?” while fantasizing about the comfy furniture down on the ranch.

Former CIA spokesman Harlow, it was reported by Walter Pincus in the Washington Post, vehemently and stridently warned columnist Bob Novak about using Plame’s name under any circumstances. Harlow, reports the Post, “said he warned Novak, in the strongest terms he was permitted to use without revealing classified information, that Wilson's wife had not authorized the mission and that if he did write about it, her name should not be revealed. Harlow said that after Novak's call, he checked Plame's status and confirmed that she was an undercover operative. He said he called Novak back to repeat that the story Novak had related to him was wrong and that Plame's name should not be used.”

And George digs in his closet for his old Slip-n-Slide while cursing the liberal media.

Imagine you’re the CEO of a company. The last several major decisions you’ve made have gotten a large number of your employees killed. The company you’re working with overseas is taking a beating in its infrastructure. The customers you tried to entice with your product are arriving in morgues by the busload.

Several of your executives are about to get nailed to the shed for obstruction of justice and perjury, while words like “Treason” are whispered behind cupped hands. Your company is hemorrhaging cash from every pore, and your big plan for the future has turned out to be the largest threat to the continued existence of the business to come down the pike in a few generations.

Yeah. I guess I’d want a vacation, too.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:48 AM
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1. He never manages to NOT piss me off.
Great thoughts.
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Zorbuddha Donating Member (822 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:51 AM
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2. August in Texas is preparation for Hell
He's just being prudent.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:53 AM
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3. Powerful, Will. I think I need to send this around. Thanks. nt
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:53 AM
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4. Wait for the final
Should be ready later this afternoon.

Thanks.
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:54 AM
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5. Wow, great post Will....
....and so very, very true. I often wonder if his constant need of vacations is a product of his own stupidity or carefully planned by the cabal - ya know, what Georgie doesn't know won't hurt him!?!?
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:54 AM
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6. That's the "Sip-n-Slide"
As I expect to see him with new scabs on his face shortly. These bizarre injuries always happen to him while he's on "vacation."
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:54 AM
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7. It's ..... It's Har' Har' Hard Work
bein the presdent
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:55 AM
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8. Wonderful
Love it!

:kick:
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jedicord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 09:57 AM
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9. Put in that perspective, we should impeach him for that alone.
I'm a glorified secretary for goodness sake. I canceled my vacation this week because too much was going on, and I didn't feel it was a good time to be gone. Trust me, I need the break, too.

The major difference here is, if I had taken the time off, the company would have kept running fine and no one would have died.

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Zorbuddha Donating Member (822 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:01 AM
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11. Your co-workers are fortunate
Ever consider running for president?
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jedicord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:07 AM
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14. My double walk-in closet is too full of skeletons...
Seriously, I've considered running for local office, but I'd have to admit all my past sins from the onset. I don't mind that, I'm not ashamed, but too many people who sinned with me could be hurt by it!



:hippie:
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Zorbuddha Donating Member (822 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:11 AM
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15. Aw hell, let's all sin together.
We could have a sin-in to kick off the campaign?
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jedicord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:37 AM
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18. Think of all the volunteers! n/t
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Zorbuddha Donating Member (822 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 12:00 PM
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19. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
I'm getting militant.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:01 AM
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10. My Dearest Mr. Pitt
My hat, as always, is off to you sir.

This is going everywhere I can send it.
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getmeouttahere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:06 AM
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12. Yes, hats off to you once again, WilliamPitt...
we need to keep the pressure on BushCo...hell, if nothing else, we'll age the fucker prematurely!!!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:06 AM
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13. But...being pretzeldent is hard work
*snort*

Nice job.
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:18 AM
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16. Well, at least I have a perky Go-Gos song stuck in my head
to cheer me up after reading about the grim reality of our leisurely pResident. I think I need a vacation too.

Good post, Pitt!
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 10:24 AM
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17. The hunt for the Golden Easter egg is getting very warm....
Bush used the CIA like it was a propaganda branch of "his" government, to lie and deceive the American people into war. Tenet and Marlow resigned at the same time.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 12:38 PM
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20. Great piece.
Come on lurking FReeptards. If this had been President Clinton, you'd have nailed him to the WH wall. How can you excuse your Dear Leader for his actions/non-actions these past five years and how come you don't scream and holler about his yearly August vacations, especially this August while the troops he sent to Iraq are being slaughtered? You know you would if it were President Clinton. Hypocrites!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:51 PM
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21. Link to final
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