When We Are Back in Power

[stepnw1f]

some humor...

We will deport Republicans Senators and Congressmen to Iraq with "I LOVE BUSH" tattooed on their foreheads.

Then...

- We'll make religious fundamentalism a cultural evil. Oops, already is.

- Give more money to the U.N. just to piss off Limbaugh.

- Oh... put his ass in jail for aiding this administration in it's crimes.

- Force Santorum to have sex with a man.

- Place Karl Rove in solitary confinement for life with a Willy Nelson Greatest Hits album looping.

- Build a library in Washington documenting all the crimes of the Republican Party. Gonna be a BIG library... We'll dub it the "Elephant"!

- Break up every monopoly.

- Force companies that outsource to leave the US.

- Allow the UN to rebuild Iraq and allow international military support.

- Make the Green Party a larger player in government.

- Make the Libertarian Party a larger in government player.

- Get private companies away from our voting system.

- Sue Diebold, Sequoia, etc. for damages to Democracy. Them shut them down.

- Make PBS untouchable.

- Make FOX illegal... Sue Murdoch for every cent then force him into a circus.

- Make Health care Insurance mandatory

- Fund more for science

- Fund ART... Jesus

- Make Red Necks take a bath, then teach them to read and write.

- Make Marijuana legal.

- Protect the Rights for Gay Marriage. Nobody can give a right nor take away!

- Make Lobbyists a rarity... I don't care how.

- Give both sides a certain amount of cash.. divide it evenly and give all political sides the same media time.

- lying disqualifies candidate. New rule!

- REPEAL EVERY GODDAMN POLICY BUSH IMPLEMENTED!!!

- Tax Reform... REAL TAX REFORM!!!!

- Social Security untouchable and fully refunded!!!!!

- take every cent away from the Bush Family and deport their asses to Saudi Arabia where they belong!

- Fund Education

- Raise Minimum Wage

- Find a cure for AIDS

- fund alternative energy research and begin new improved energy/pollution standards.

- Give every colored person a free college education for the next 12 years.

- Pay back time to the Native Americans. Time to give them a permanent council in government. I don't care how.

- re-introduce merit into society. Educate!

- draft everybody. Two years social work or military training.

- oh... social workers get huge perks!!!

- no funding to Churchs... uh uh. Not no more and never again. Leech elsewhere!

- But teach religion in public schools. All religions.

- re-educate Creationists or lock them all up. They are dangerous.

- Stop Fundies from procreating. Neuter them.

- Force every Republican Neo-Con out of the closet.

- And drop the Bush Administration into Abu Gharaib to stand trial in front of an all Iraqi jury, then lock them all up there. Build a 3 ft. thick glass prison cell so that Iraqis can watch them all like "Big Brother". Maybe we can make a tv show out of it and use the money to fund charities.

- death sentence illegal.

- legalize euthanasia

- protect the right to chose

- Make John Conyers President
- and Howard Deane V.P.


and...?





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[Old and In the Way]

1. Not a bad platform.....

Might have to fine tune it, but I'd love to see every Democrat "take the pledge" and run on that platform.

[liberaliraqvet26]

2. that sounds great...

but im pretty sure Santorum already has sex with men or boys.

[Chipper Chat]

3. White people in the south aint gonna like this.

I can just see protests in front of the White House - 500 or so fundies carrying confederate flags yelling "Hey President Conyers - give us back our country!"

[stepnw1f]

4. Too Bad! (nt)

[bluestateguy]

5. I've got a couple more

Under the USA Patriot Act imprison Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity as terrorists.

No trial.

And under the Patriot Act shut down the AEI and the Heritage Foundation because they are sponsors of terrorism.

[stewarde]

6. imprisoning hannity

Imprisoning Hannity should be made a federal holiday!

[BlueIris]

11. I can get behind those suggestions.

I'd really enjoy hearing rumors of Coulter screaming, "I want a LAWYER!!!" and not getting one.

[Mr.Green93]

7. De-militarize the armed forces

Integrate the u.s. into the World Community and reallocate capital resources.

[tx_dem41]

8. I realize that this is a "humor" thread, but it appears what you are...

saying is that when we "get back in power", we should behave just like the Repugs.

Odd, isn't it?

[mattclearing]

9. Force Santorum to have sex like a man...just like Abu Ghraib

Some sense of humor you have there. Real knee slappers.

[ulysses]

10. more likely,

we'll be vewy, vewy quiet, hoping to not offend anyone who might decide to vote against us.

[BlueStateModerate]

12. ...

http://forum.protestwarrior.com/viewtopic.php?t=92642

[panbanger]

13. protestwarrior

What a funny site! Not funny like “hahaha this is funny!”…funny like “hey this milk tastes funny”.